Imp
Lifer
- Feb 8, 2000
- 18,828
- 184
- 106
Do you get regular STD tests?
I swear to god, I want to take my own life whenever that happens -- luckily, not a major issue for me.
Do you get regular STD tests?
I swear to god, I want to take my own life whenever that happens -- luckily, not a major issue for me.
John Connor
Lifer
- Nov 30, 2012
- 22,757
- 619
- 121
LOL I had to do that ever since I was 8! Tuck and hide!
LMAOROFLPublic toilets? I should wear a damn condom.
Atomic Playboy
Lifer
- Feb 6, 2007
- 16,432
- 1
- 81
My new apartment has the tiniest toilet I have ever seen. Every single time I take a shit, I'm either draping my dick over the toilet seat (inconvenient) or flopping it under the seat where it presses into the bowl (disgusting). And it's not like I have a gigantic penis; it's perfectly adequate, but it shouldn't present some ridiculous engineering challenge when it comes to designing a functional toilet for sitting. I told my wife and all she did was laugh at my plight. Apparently a toilet that was not built to accommodate a normal-sized human male is hilarious. It's the world's least commodious commode. And if any other guy takes a shit in my house, I know that he's going to face the same issue, which is not something I want to think about the next time I'm sitting on the john. "Oh good, now my junk is resting where his was. Huzzah." CURSE YOU TINY TOILET. So I share your pain, minus the part where I have some comically large penis for everything else in life.
Ns1
No Lifer
- Jun 17, 2001
- 55,420
- 1,600
- 126
Red Squirrel
No Lifer
Not me personally, but this is a pretty big 1st world problem that many people are going to face as Christmas gets closer.
Lego shortage
Lego shortage
John Connor
Lifer
- Nov 30, 2012
- 22,757
- 619
- 121
Not me personally, but this is a pretty big 1st world problem that many people are going to face as Christmas gets closer.
Lego shortage
I never did care for legos.
John Connor
Lifer
- Nov 30, 2012
- 22,757
- 619
- 121
My first world problem:
eBay changed the UI in the My eBay page and now when you add a tracking number to a buyer's listing you can't click the tracking number as the seller and check the status.
Why is it when this fancy fuck changes come on websites it's like 2 steps forward one step back? It's like Windows and that god awful GUI in Win 8 and you have to use a damn third party software to get that App crap off.
eBay changed the UI in the My eBay page and now when you add a tracking number to a buyer's listing you can't click the tracking number as the seller and check the status.
Why is it when this fancy fuck changes come on websites it's like 2 steps forward one step back? It's like Windows and that god awful GUI in Win 8 and you have to use a damn third party software to get that App crap off.
Sonikku
Lifer
- Jun 23, 2005
- 15,901
- 4,927
- 136
Ordered a Star Wars game for my Kinect off ebay Tuesday, was said to arrive Friday. Well it did, around 1pm or so according to tracking, but I live in an apartment building where packages can only be picked up in a little store they have and the store is only open from 9am to 11am on weekdays. Now even though it's in the building, I won't be able to pick it up until Monday. Going to have to wait the whole weekend now until I can get funky dancing with Han and Lando.
IronWing
No Lifer
- Jul 20, 2001
- 72,904
- 34,023
- 136
dave_the_nerd
Lifer
- Feb 25, 2011
- 16,992
- 1,621
- 126
Toilets have been pretty much standard size for decades, extended bowls were made for dudes with big asses, and while I have the dick/toilet-seat problem too, it wasn't an issue until I got old and fat.
Leaning forward also works.
Leaning forward also works.
Imp
Lifer
- Feb 8, 2000
- 18,828
- 184
- 106
We have those tiny toilets in our house. It's an effing joke because I'm 5'4" and still have problems fitting my ass on the seat -- if I sit any further back, I'll need a shovel every time I go.
The toilets at work are a dream. They're Toto toilets and you could fit a morbidly obese person on them. Too bad they're built for regular height people so I can't sit far back unless I want my pants touching the toilet.
Maximilian
Lifer
- Feb 8, 2004
- 12,604
- 15
- 81
John Connor
Lifer
- Nov 30, 2012
- 22,757
- 619
- 121
First world problem.
I have noticed that in order to be liked on this forum you should have a Liberal logic, you can't believe in God only science is the all knowing (Despite Biblical archaeology) and the paranormal doesn't exist (which means pseudoscience doesn't either?).
But no, I was born to rock the boat. And I'm going to rock the crap out of it. :twisted:
:awe:
I have noticed that in order to be liked on this forum you should have a Liberal logic, you can't believe in God only science is the all knowing (Despite Biblical archaeology) and the paranormal doesn't exist (which means pseudoscience doesn't either?).
But no, I was born to rock the boat. And I'm going to rock the crap out of it. :twisted:
:awe:
- Dec 3, 2010
- 8,148
- 3,586
- 136
highland145
Lifer
- Oct 12, 2009
- 43,973
- 6,338
- 136
Whew, dodged that on by just a couple of years..Not me personally, but this is a pretty big 1st world problem that many people are going to face as Christmas gets closer.
Lego shortage
D
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