What first world problem did you have today?

[MongGrel]

NM, it just got worse, the wife was asking me to post a thread for a good mover as my mother-in-law who I do not get along with at all is moving to FL to move in with my sister-in-law a few miles away from NY to FL.

Um nope.

Still processing this information and the crap coming out of her mouth.

 

[T9D]

Pizza hut has $7.99 large pizzas. Plus a $3 delivery fee. But they won't deliver unless the base order is $10. So I had to add a $3 pepsi. I never ever drink pepsi or caffeine. But now I had 3 cups of it and pizza.

The delivery guy is really nice. Something wrong physically and mentally a little. Felt bad for him. Gave him a $20 and let him keep the change.

 

[Imp]

Pizza hut has $7.99 large pizzas. Plus a $3 delivery fee. But they won't deliver unless the base order is $10. So I had to add a $3 pepsi. I never ever drink pepsi or caffeine. But now I had 3 cups of it and pizza.

The delivery guy is really nice. Something wrong physically and mentally a little. Felt bad for him. Gave him a $20 and let him keep the change.

Add a small pizza or an appetizer...

 

[T9D]

Add a small pizza or an appetizer...

I can't eat all that. It goes bad to fast. Plus normal smalls aren't on sale.

Wow I have so much food I worry about it going bad. That's a first world problem if I've seen one.

 

[Imp]

I can't eat all that. It goes bad to fast. Plus normal smalls aren't on sale.

Wow I have so much food I worry about it going bad. That's a first world problem if I've seen one.

Fridge the shit. Pizza's good for at least a day.

 

[T9D]

I do fridge it. How much pizza do you think I eat? I only eat like 3 peieces a day. I know, I know, I'm not your typical american and fold it in half and shove the whole thing in my mouth

 

[Imp]

I'm relatively not too fat and I can do 4 slices easy. And with inflation, a large is like nothing nowadays.

 

[Svnla]

Pizza hut has $7.99 large pizzas. Plus a $3 delivery fee. But they won't deliver unless the base order is $10. So I had to add a $3 pepsi. I never ever drink pepsi or caffeine. But now I had 3 cups of it and pizza.

The delivery guy is really nice. Something wrong physically and mentally a little. Felt bad for him. Gave him a $20 and let him keep the change.

How many topping for that large pizza of $7.99? I bet 2 or less.

Here we have Large pizza with 2 toppings for $5.99/each but you have to buy two for $11.99 plus sale tax and pick up only.

 

[T9D]

Yeah just 2 toppings. I wanted the $10 pizza with any toppings but they must have gotten rid of that deal.

Geez $5.99 that's nuts. I wish.

 

[slugg]

Verizon is throttling my Netflix service. Is that considered a first world problem?

 

[3spooky5u]

Tim Hortons was closed

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Verizon is throttling my Netflix service. Is that considered a first world problem?

Extremely.

 

[John Connor]

Verizon is throttling my Netflix service. Is that considered a first world problem?

VPN?

 

[AMD64Blondie]

Can't find a suit that fits.(I'm planning on going as Ron Burgundy for Halloween.)

(The bizarre thing is..size 42 T-shirts and jeans fit me fine.but slacks and sport coats are a disaster-even size 48 sport coats and slacks don't fit around my big belly.)

Think I'm going to need a size 50 or 52 suit to fit my big belly.
(I'll check Ross tomorrow or maybe next Friday.)

The problem is,I'm short and fat- I'm 5 foot 4 and about 230,so something that would fit around my waist ends up being way too long.

Curse my odd shape.

So annoying.

 

[pete6032]

I cooked myself a healthy, nutritious meal. I don't want it because it's not what I'm hungry for.

 

[Kaido]

I cooked myself a healthy, nutritious meal. I don't want it because it's not what I'm hungry for.

Picked up take-out for lunch & decided to order extra for dinner. Fridge to keep it from spoiling is on the other side of the building at work. Ate both meals instead so I wouldn't have to walk. Am now sleepy from food coma & have no dinner.

 

[smackababy]

Can't decide if I want Cristal or Armand de Brignac for my birthday, so I am going to end up drinking a bottle of both. =(

 

[Ns1]

Can't decide if I want Cristal or Armand de Brignac for my birthday, so I am going to end up drinking a bottle of both. =(

:thumbsup:

 

[Imp]

I'm dry and can't decide whether to replenish my stock with pussy 80 proof rum or this mystical 169 proof stuff I just found...

http://www.lcbo.com/lcbo/product/st-vincent-sunset-169-proof-rum/126086#.VDLbq2d0xmN

How is that legal?

 

[Ns1]

I'm dry and can't decide whether to replenish my stock with pussy 80 proof rum or this mystical 169 proof stuff I just found...

http://www.lcbo.com/lcbo/product/st-vincent-sunset-169-proof-rum/126086#.VDLbq2d0xmN

How is that legal?

Given the taste of 151, I can not see why you would ever want 169.

 

[shortylickens]

Cant find the exact porn I want even with Bing.

 

[CZroe]

Flies.

 

[Imp]

Given the taste of 151, I can not see why you would ever want 169.

Apparently, it tastes like rubbing alcohol... Only good for mixing.

 

[smackababy]

Apparently, it tastes like rubbing alcohol... Only good for mixing.

Can't possibly taste worse than moonshine or Everclear. =(

Flies.

Flies aren't really a first world problem. Plenty of third worlder's experience this.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Apparently, it tastes like rubbing alcohol... Only good for mixing.

As an amateur mixologist, I can safely say that anything you're not comfortable at least trying straight should NEVER be mixed; it should be used to poison varmints while you find something potable to consume. I mean, you can get a nice bottle of Flor de Cana 4 year white rum for under $20 and it makes a wicked daiquiri, Cuba Libre, whatever. Why waste your time on gutrot that tastes like the devil's taint? Life's too short for bad booze.

That said, the linked rum actually has some intriguing reviews, and looks like it would be good in a variety of Carribbean or Tiki-style punches, so maybe it's worth looking into.