highland145
Lifer
- Oct 12, 2009
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Today I had to read about how some lightweight isn't properly using their wine club membership
Today, hot girls looked at me and then laughed. I'm tired of this crap. I hate seeing these hot women with brutish men. I would have treated them like gold. These are the same women who would have turned down my advances. I drive a new BMW. They could have had it all.
Why don't they like me?![]()
I made spaghetti, misjudged how much noodles I needed. Made enough for 4 people instead of just me.
The low fat cheddar I got didn't want to melt on my catfish.
WTF?
The fam has been gone for a week. I don't have to appease anyone but me. Fish, cheddar and hot salsa is (was) tasty.You put (shudder) cheese on your catfish? Well, I guess eating disorders are first world problems.
that's not a problem... that's an upgrade..Spilled Johnnie Walker Blue on my pile of cocaine.
And I sit on the furniture nekked while they're gone.![]()
My boss cancelled my 9am meeting, so I came in 15 minutes early for no reason.