What first world problem did you have today?

[Exterous]

Yeah, that's just hosed up.


Nancy...

Look I told you we could play dress up just that one night but only if you never brought it up again. You broke the pact man. Not cool.

 

[highland145]

Look I told you we could play dress up just that one night but only if you never brought it up again. You broke the pact man. Not cool.

But you looked so cute.


Sorry.:$

 

[Mixolydian]

Went out to dinner tonight. Since it's Saturday, I figured places would be crowded so I went early (around 5 PM). Still had to wait almost an hour for a table.

Jesus fucking christ.

 

[Geekbabe]

Trying to decide which phone & tablet to use

 

[JEDI]

Its warm outside so bought a iced venti white mocha from starbucks.

Forgot how bad whip cream and ice is.
Should have asked for no ice.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

RoboCop is already out of the nice theaters.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Had another snow storm the other day, had to get out of the house to go shovel the driveway, so I can get to the garbage bins and bring them back in the garage.

 

[Captante]

Went to McDog's for my weekly greasy breakfast fix only to find the 2 for $3 Sausage biscuit with egg special had been discontinued!

Had to eat Egg-McMuffins instead.

 

[JEDI]

couldn't decide between smoked salmon and jumbo shrimp cocktail for appetizer.
and couldn't have both because I wont be able to finish my 24oz ribeye

oh what to do?

 

[Balt]

Really wanted breakfast this morning. Didn't want to get out of comfortable bed.

 

[Ichinisan]

Cat wants to stick his face in my face to get me out of bed, so I roll over to one side and don't give him any room there. So the cat jumps on the small table beside my bed (onto on my iPad mini retina + LTE 32GB, iPhone 5s 64GB, and iPod touch 5th gen 64GB) to get to my face.

How's that for a first world problem?

 

[mistercrabby]

I was steaming NPR on my computer with hundreds of millions of solid-state transistors through my home wifi and Car Talk just cut out for no reason. I had to refresh the browser page. Yeesh. I'm taking a prozac and calling my therapists after hours line. (-:

 

[eldorado99]

I found $200 bucks in a drawer that I didn't know I had... I guess that's not really a problem.

 

[Ns1]

Went to McDog's for my weekly greasy breakfast fix only to find the 2 for $3 Sausage biscuit with egg special had been discontinued!

Had to eat Egg-McMuffins instead.

Couldn't afford the extra 75 cents ?

 

[JManInPhoenix]

Despite having over a hundred channels, I couldn't find anything to watch on tv while I ate breakfast.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

Despite having over a hundred channels, I couldn't find anything to watch on tv while I ate breakfast.

That's exactly why I got rid of cable. My problem is I've only been up for half an hour and I have to make a second pot of coffee already.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I ordered two camera lenses on Amazon the other day, but they wont ship them till the 14th. There's an eclipse that day and I wont be able to get a good shot of it.

 

[sdifox]

I ordered two camera lenses on Amazon the other day, but they wont ship them till the 14th. There's an eclipse that day and I wont be able to get a good shot of it.

Just play Total Eclipse of my Heart as substitute :awe:

 

[her209]

Its hard to jerk off to porn on the tablet because the hand holding the tablet is shaking the screen too much.

 

[CZroe]

Had to fart but coworkers were with me in my office.
Experienced discomfort while waiting until all alone.
Experienced relief when I was finally alone (farted).
Last person to leave suddenly came back in my office.

 

[Mai72]

Its hard to jerk off to porn on the tablet because the hand holding the tablet is shaking the screen too much.

I don't embrace excuses. I embrace solutions!

Put the tablet on a stand. Solution solved!

Happy wanking! :awe:

 

[JEDI]

Cat wants to stick his face in my face to get me out of bed, so I roll over to one side and don't give him any room there. So the cat jumps on the small table beside my bed (onto on my iPad mini retina + LTE 32GB, iPhone 5s 64GB, and iPod touch 5th gen 64GB) to get to my face.

How's that for a first world problem?

so the cat scratched the screens on all of them?
cheaper to get rid of the cat.

so your firstworldproblem is that u have so much resources that u can give away a cat instead of eating it when it's no longer useful

 

[Ns1]

Its hard to jerk off to porn on the tablet because the hand holding the tablet is shaking the screen too much.

Kickstands bro.

 

[jpbutler]

Took a walk with my wife and cut it short cause my hemorrhoids were bothering me.

 

[NoCreativity]

Got our netflix DVD (Royal Pains) only to find netflix just made it available for streaming. Gah, waste of a mailed DVD.