What first world problem did you have today?

[fjmeat]

Tornado watch issued for my area.

Just had a nice lunch and I don't feel like walking out to office parking lot and moving truck into the parking garage.

 

[Stopsignhank]

I realized on the way to Carl's Jr that there is a new Chick Fil A, but it is in the other direction and it was too late for me to turn around and go there.

 

[Ns1]

They forgot the onions on my brisket sandwich.

 

[HeXen]

An infection is a worldwide problem. The first world problem is the antibiotics you're taking to get rid of it make your food taste funny (or whatever; you get life-saving medicine but you have a minor reaction to it).

I never said I was taking anything.

 

[ultimatebob]

Well, this guy got fired because a bunch of angry open source geeks didn't agree with his opinion on gay marriage:

https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2014/04/03/brendan-eich-steps-down-as-mozilla-ceo/

Only in a First World country would that happen. I didn't agree with his politics, but then I don't like mob mentality telling me what I should think, either.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I turned the heat up with my phone, only to realize it was hot out and I did not actually need the heat to be on.

 

[JEDI]

I can't decide if ziplining in St Kitts or St Lucia would work out better :\

zipling.. meh

go kite surfing on a billionaire's back.
bonus points if naked

 

[JEDI]

uggg.. I budgeted my new $25k/month paycheck as 70% take home pay.
it's more like 55%.

now I need to re-do my budget since i'm now spending more than I take home.
cant do my favorite hooker and her twin sister more than once a week now

 

[zinfamous]

They forgot the onions on my brisket sandwich.

I predict tomorrow's problem for you:

4 brisket sandwiches in 9 days has given me heartburn. I think I am eating too many brisket sandwiches.

 

[zinfamous]

Well, this guy got fired because a bunch of angry open source geeks didn't agree with his opinion on gay marriage:

https://blog.mozilla.org/blog/2014/04/03/brendan-eich-steps-down-as-mozilla-ceo/

Only in a First World country would that happen. I didn't agree with his politics, but then I don't like mob mentality telling me what I should think, either.

to be fair: only in the third world is it legal to execute gays.

 

[Ns1]

I predict tomorrow's problem for you:

4 brisket sandwiches in 9 days has given me heartburn. I think I am eating too many brisket sandwiches.

It's even worse: the bbq truck is coming to my workplace tomorrow, and I told them I would stop by. My boss told us that they're bringing in food for us tomorrow @ lunch, so no (more) brisket for me afterall.

I'm on a first name basis with these guys already and I've only been there 4 times =X

 

[JEDI]

my day is getting worse:

was going to goto the casino today after re-doing my $25k/month budget (see a few posts up) since they're giving me $1000 in freeplay because i'm a nose bleed high rewards card member.

then noticed it's for table games only.
I wanted to play slots.

feeling depressed, I wanted to have some Jack and diet pepsi. i'm out of jack.
infact the only bourbon-like alcohol I have left is Johnny Walker Blue.

so be it. not bad w/diet pepsi

 

[Atomic Playboy]

feeling depressed, I wanted to have some Jack and diet pepsi. i'm out of jack.
infact the only bourbon-like alcohol I have left is Johnny Walker Blue.

so be it. not bad w/diet pepsi

Every part of this offends the drinker in me. The Jack. The Johnnie Walker. The Diet Pepsi. The mixing of them. The casual misspelling of Johnnie as "Johnny." All of it goes against every fiber of my being. Which brings me to my latest first world problem; I got trolled on the internet.

 

[Ns1]

Every part of this offends the drinker in me. The Jack. The Johnnie Walker. The Diet Pepsi. The mixing of them. The casual misspelling of Johnnie as "Johnny." All of it goes against every fiber of my being. Which brings me to my latest first world problem; I got trolled on the internet.

:biggrin:

 

[zinfamous]

Every part of this offends the drinker in me. The Jack. The Johnnie Walker. The Diet Pepsi. The mixing of them. The casual misspelling of Johnnie as "Johnny." All of it goes against every fiber of my being. Which brings me to my latest first world problem; I got trolled on the internet.

well, it's a JEDI post, so... :\

 

[JEDI]

Every part of this offends the drinker in me. The Jack. The Johnnie Walker. The Diet Pepsi. The mixing of them. The casual misspelling of Johnnie as "Johnny." All of it goes against every fiber of my being. Which brings me to my latest first world problem; I got trolled on the internet.

laffing so hard that johnny walker blue + diet pepsi squirts from my nose.

my nose now hurts. cant snort coke for like an hr.
hooker's twin sister thanks you and snorts my portion

 

[JEDI]

well, it's a JEDI post, so... :\

that's it, i'm blocking you.

another first world problem: tired of anon internet posters that have no life

 

[MongGrel]

Every part of this offends the drinker in me. The Jack. The Johnnie Walker. The Diet Pepsi. The mixing of them. The casual misspelling of Johnnie as "Johnny." All of it goes against every fiber of my being. Which brings me to my latest first world problem; I got trolled on the internet.

he he

+1

 

[pete6032]

Every part of this offends the drinker in me. The Jack. The Johnnie Walker. The Diet Pepsi. The mixing of them. The casual misspelling of Johnnie as "Johnny." All of it goes against every fiber of my being. Which brings me to my latest first world problem; I got trolled on the internet.

Now that's a true fwp.

 

[norseamd]

more snow

 

[MrSquished]

i had to go to 4 different grocery stores to find fresh tarragon

 

[Red Squirrel]

more snow

This.



Bleh. Worse is shoveling when it's hot out. #firstworldproblem

 

[Ns1]

lolwinter.

 

[sdifox]

Was driving in rush hour traffic for three hours...

 

[Imp]

Effing subway was too packed, so I took the bus.

Seriously, piece of shit. I left about 40 minutes early and still got there at the same time.