What first world problem did you have today?

[MongGrel]

%!*!!#

Damn, hope ya didn't tip too...

:colbert:

You ought to sue for mental torture

 

[Ichinisan]

%!*!!#

I thought that bag felt a little bit light when I brought it to you at work.

Owned

"McOwned" has a double meaning now.

 

[Imp]

My lower back hurts because I had to do some brisk walking for the first time in over a month. Since when did walking require lower back muscles...

 

[Mixolydian]

Everybody is mowing their lawn today. Which means I probably should too.

/suburbia problems

ended up saying "fuck it" and took a nap instead.

 

[Imp]

Went to the dentist, my wallet is $200 lighter. Found out a molar is chipped and may need filling.

 

[nageov3t]

trapped in my apartment, all I have to eat is this shitty ham and whole wheat sandwich my boyfriend left me, and the smells from the 4-star restaurant downstairs are torturing me. :\

 

[Svnla]

The sky is cloudy and if it rains again, we may get flood.

 

[Imp]

trapped in my apartment, all I have to eat is this shitty ham and whole wheat sandwich my boyfriend left me, and the smells from the 4-star restaurant downstairs are torturing me. :\

I hear that bath salts change up your cuisine.

 

[MongGrel]

Went to the dentist, my wallet is $200 lighter. Found out a molar is chipped and may need filling.

I all ready have a few I know are chipped and need fixed.

I should go myself, but I almost fear the "WTF where you thinking" looks/coments I might get from a dentist these days.

I guess they won't improve on their own.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I have too much meat in my freezer, it's making it hard to get to the ice cream.

I hear that bath salts change up your cuisine.

Can confirm. Human flesh taste just like chicken.

 

[nageov3t]

I'd cut a bitch for some ice cream.

first thing I'm doing when I can drive again is going to an ice cream shop to get a large something with every topping.

 

[MongGrel]

I have too much meat in my freezer, it's making it hard to get to the ice cream.



Can confirm. Human flesh taste just like chicken.

On a side note, I finally watched Hannibal for the first time today.

Yeah, that is crazy whacked, but good.

 

[IronWing]

It is a perfect day outside and I don't feel like being out in it.

 

[xSauronx]

perfect weather here today
but we didnt go to the beach [about 2hours away]

we went to a private lake in town [about 10 minutes away]

 

[Dr. Zaus]

Fucking trying to find tickets for a Scott Bradlee concert I wanted to take my girlfriend Jen to.(over at the Crystal Ballroom in downtown Portland,OR.)
The concert is on June 18th.


(I can't afford the tickets yet,so i have to wait until I get my paycheck).

I'm waiting until another pair of seats opens up.

This is total bullshit.How could tickets be so popular when the concert isn't for nearly another month?

For anyone that doesn't know the post modern jukebox, check this out:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lF2qEA2cw

 

[Imp]

Nothing else on... I watched Leap Year 2.5 times today.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Sunburn. A lot of sunburn. Apparently the sunscreen I used was expired......

 

[nageov3t]

no shorts to wear because they're all in the wash, and I can't wear pants over this stupid leg brace

 

[Dr. Zaus]

no shorts to wear because they're all in the wash, and I can't wear pants over this stupid leg brace

What's the leg brace for?

 

[nageov3t]

What's the leg brace for?

still recovering from knee surgery... not allowed to bend my knee an inch until I get the OK from my doctor.

it's basically like 3 metal bars that run from my thigh to my ankle with a network of padding and velcro to keep it in place.

 

[cubby1223]

Everybody is mowing their lawn today. Which means I probably should too.

/suburbia problems

For me it gets appended to be "Everybody is mowing their lawn today at 7:30am. Which means I probably can't sleep in."

 

[IronWing]

For me it gets appended to be "Everybody is mowing their lawn today at 7:30am. Which means I probably can't sleep in."

This morning some jerk was playing loud German folk-pagan music at 5:30am in the morning this morning. Oh wait, that was me. :biggrin:

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I got a sunburn snorkeling in Hawaii.

 

[Imp]

Watching Indiana Jones: The Last Crusade on TV again... Noticing a lot of continuity errors for the first time.

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Made smoothies for breakfast, recipe/portioned for 2 glasses, but I must have goofed because I ended up with 2 glasses full and about a quarter additional.