What first world problem did you have today?

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Why aren't 'smart' switches smart enough to come back on after a power glitch so I don't have to kick them all in the head to get them back in line?

 

[sdifox]

I was trying to report a scammer and the system says I could not perform that action. I refresh and the tread is gone

 

[Red Squirrel]

A moth landed in my coffee.

 

[BoomerD]

Someone won the $1 BILLION+ Powerball...and it wasn't me.

Doesn't get much more FWP than that.

 

[igor_kavinski]

A moth landed in my coffee.

Was it emitting a bright glow? Are you in the habit of drinking radioactive coffee?

 

[igor_kavinski]

Someone won the $1 BILLION+ Powerball...and it wasn't me.

Yeah. Bummer when that happens. Everyone is lucky except I. I have to wake up and PRAY that my day goes well without anyone trying to backstab me or hinder me in just doing my JOB!

 

[igor_kavinski]

I was trying to report a scammer and the system says I could not perform that action. I refresh and the tread is gone

Yes, that is unacceptable. System should respond with "I beat you! Better luck next time 😛".

 

[QueBert]

Someone won the $1 BILLION+ Powerball...and it wasn't me.

Doesn't get much more FWP than that.

There's a curse that haunts the big lottery winners. Apparently, the saying "more money, more problems" is a real thing. Would that mean winning a billion in powerball would be considered a 1stworldproblem?

I personally wouldn't mind the lotto curse, my life seems cursed already and I'm pretty much broke. So at least then I'd have some money to go along with the curse.

 

[GodisanAtheist]

There's a curse that haunts the big lottery winners. Apparently, the saying "more money, more problems" is a real thing. Would that mean winning a billion in powerball would be considered a 1stworldproblem?

I personally wouldn't mind the lotto curse, my life seems cursed already and I'm pretty much broke. So at least then I'd have some money to go along with the curse.

-Having money don't buy happiness but being broke don't buy shit

As they say

 

[Red Squirrel]

Was it emitting a bright glow? Are you in the habit of drinking radioactive coffee?

Was one of those white ones that tent caterpillars turn into. Serves it right for contributing to practically deforesting the entire region lol.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Today's FWP: City keeps randomly blocking one of the main drags near my street and as a result my street becomes the detour. Makes for a ridiculous amount of traffic and noise.

 

[IronWing]

Today's FWP: City keeps randomly blocking one of the main drags near my street and as a result my street becomes the detour. Makes for a ridiculous amount of traffic and noise.

Stand at the edge of the road wearing a hockey mask and holding your chainsaw.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I should pretend I'm hitting golf balls off my front lawn across the street. Reaction of people would be kind of funny actually.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Got my first ever ambulance ride and emergency appendix removal.

 

[igor_kavinski]

Got my first ever ambulance ride and emergency appendix removal.

Eat a lot of veggies from now on, proportionally more than meat.

https://mydoctor.kaiserpermanente.org/ncal/Images/Appendectomy%208-12_tcm75-618815.pdf

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

I don't graze.

 

[igor_kavinski]

I don't graze.

At the very least, take a tablespoon of Psyllium Husk with every meal. Mix it in your drink and sip while you eat.

 

[sdifox]

Got my first ever ambulance ride and emergency appendix removal.

I hope your medical insurance covers it

 

[pete6032]

Got a new tree a few month ago and bought a watering bag to place around the tree to water it. Hit the bag with the weed whip yesterday and tore a hole in the bag so now the water runs out within seconds of filling it up.

 

[allisolm]

Got a new tree a few month ago and bought a watering bag to place around the tree to water it. Hit the bag with the weed whip yesterday and tore a hole in the bag so now the water runs out within seconds of filling it up.

First world solution. Duct tape.

 

[pete6032]

First world solution. Duct tape.

Yep heading out today to tape it up. 😁

 

[IronWing]

The neighbor's cat followed my wife into the house this morning and promptly birthed two kittens in our living room.

 

[IronWing]

Up to four now.

The uterus is not a clown car, miss kitty.

 

[IronWing]

Everyone is purring.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

Only four?