And why did other humans suffer for the sins of Adam and Eve? (Yes, this was already asked, but, well, here it is again.)
(And why'd God inflict suffering upon snakes? Satan takes your class' form, and so all of your kind gets punished?)
		
		
	 
Let's say you're God...
and I'm not sayin you aren't, Jeff, you're pretty cool, but just roll with me on this one
Let's say you're God. Sitting there with nothing to do but bask in your own awesomeness for all eternity, no beginning, no end, outside of space and time, all that jazz. Let's say you get REALLY bored one day and think to yourself "man, I'm really bored! What ever shall a supreme being do, being as though 
I'm the only thing that exists in any form in any way?"
Then it hits you like a ton of uncreated bricks!
"I'll CREATE something!" :awe: and you get all excited dreaming up the possibilities.
"What should I create? ...oh, I know, little clones of myself! Oh wait, I can't have anyone as cool as me, so we'll make them uh... smaller Oh, and uglier too. OH! And they can't fly or do anything cool.
Oh, and I'll give them an eternal soul, create them as fallible beings with the capacity to sin, then I'll create sin, then I'll put them in a big garden WITH sin but not tell them what it is or how to avoid it or WHY to avoid it or WHY it's dangerous, then I'll give them an UNREASONABLY STRONG sense of curiosity and rebellious spirit so that they'll BE FORCED to eat from the tree I told them not to eat from!! HAAAAAHAHAHAHA BRILLIANT. Oh, what if they choose to live the life I wanted them to live and go explore and be fruitful and multiply? Well, I'll just have to put angels at the gates to the garden so they can't leave until they sin.
--OH THAT'S RIGHT, I knew I forgot something. Be right back while I create angels... perfect beings with no soul but cannot sin. POOF, okay that's done. Now, where was I? Oh, right, back to fucking over my new creation that I'll call "man." Now, when they're in this prison with all this great stuff and naive and don't know what sin is, I'll just sit back and let them sin even though I have the power to stop them and therefore systematically wipe out all negative anything and everything for all of my creation's existence... but where's the fun in that?"
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The bible is so fucking ludicrous I'm surprised it took me as long as it did to break out of that stupid brainwashed cult.