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What do you expect to find in Heaven?

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Dead babies. Millions of them that died shortly after birth. None of them are crying. A few of them are just laying there in someone's arms whose sole purpose is to hold that baby forever. All the rest of them just stand around waiting for God to hold them because there aren't enough dead people to hold them all.
 
Nashemon said:
Dead babies. Millions of them that died shortly after birth. None of them are crying. A few of them are just laying there in someone's arms whose sole purpose is to hold that baby forever. All the rest of them just stand around waiting for God to hold them because there aren't enough dead people to hold them all.
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Is there some deep meaning to this? I admit I'm baffled since dead babies don't cry or is it a Alice Cooper reference?
 
A one dose viagra, a endless supply of virgin nuns who all look like Mila Kinks who are insatiable, and the bottomless jar of 20 dollar bills.
 
Thebobo said:
Is there some deep meaning to this? I admit I'm baffled since dead babies don't cry or is it a Alice Cooper reference?
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Nah, I meant babies. On Earth they are dead, so they are dead to me, so I wrote dead babies. And I didn't mean zombies are holding them. They are just people in heaven whose "heaven" would be to hold a baby for the rest of eternity. I doubt there are many people who would want to do that, but since a baby would probably only prefer to be held and never let go, then that is their "heaven" and the only way for that to be accomplished given the millions of babies in heaven, far outnumbering the number of grown people (as they had a far greater chance to sin in their lifetime), is for some people to be there to hold them. Unless God has a really incredible ability to hold a million babies at the same time (which I don't doubt given his incredible omnipotence), there just aren't enough people to hold them.

I'm just playing with the idea that no one in the God worshipping community knows what age people appear to be in heaven. Speculation is you revert to the age of when Jesus died (around 30), which is supposedly a mental and physical peak. But what if you don't? What if you stay the age you were when you died? The age you were people last knew you? I'd just imagine there'd be a lot of babies there that either can't do much, or somehow are given the abilities to at least somewhat function so they aren't just laying there.
 
Mai72 said:
Get rid of the ego. Your ego wants the way it is on Earth to be the same in heaven. If there is even a heaven.

IMO, its dangerous to think that things will be better in heaven, when you can start to work on those things today.

Haven't talked to mom in years? Get your ass on the phone and do it.
Not living the life you want? Start today and continue to do so for as long you live.
You want to help people out and feel amazing? Why not do it today?

What do you expect to find in heaven? I was born Catholic and I'm currently a Buddhist with Christain tendencies.
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I'm mostly in this camp except I'm Catholic with Buddhist tendencies.
 
I had my dream last night and i can remember it vividly. I could fly and survive drops from great heights, had a nice babe to love, action packed science fiction dream like on a future Earth. And everything original, nothing from a movie or something i had seen before.

What was your dream last night ?
 
Nashemon said:
Dead babies. Millions of them that died shortly after birth. None of them are crying. A few of them are just laying there in someone's arms whose sole purpose is to hold that baby forever. All the rest of them just stand around waiting for God to hold them because there aren't enough dead people to hold them all.
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what possible connection could there be with your soul and your body?
 
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