What do you expect to find in Heaven?

[Braznor]

What is your perfect heaven?

 

[Thebobo]

I don't expect to find anything in heaven. But if we're playing fantasy heaven and we chose your own. I would say health, happiness and catholic girls.

 

[lxskllr]

I don't believe in heaven, but for the sake of argument, I'd like to find my old pets there. Old pets, and lots of woods.

 

[mikeymikec]

What is your perfect heaven?

Somewhere I wouldn't have to spend eternity, for one thing. Acknowledging that makes the whole premise fall apart.

 

[Red Squirrel]

I've always pictured it as some kind of huge glamorous city with streets of gold and lots of marble etc and everyone around always being happy and basically one great big family, but that's probably because that is kind of the classic way it's portrayed. Whatever the physical layout actually is, the bottom line is that God and our loved ones will be there and there will be no negative emotions. So you'll never get bored or be unhappy. The physical things are just the bonus. Being with God for eternity will be heaven on it's own. Our brains can't quite comprehend what it will be like, so we can only imagine as best as we can, but it will be multitude times better than that.

This some comes to mind: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_lrrq_opng

They made a movie about it, worth watching. The history behind that song is quite sad.

As far as heaven on earth, my idea is to own a large wooded property with a lake front cabin but still be close to family.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

No pain, old friends and, relatives. A new purpose.

 

[UnklSnappy]

Dogs, lots and lots of dogs to play and hang out with.

 

[snoopy7548]

Nothing but whipped cream. Whipped cream clouds, whipped cream linen, whipped cream toilets, whipped cream cars. Everything is whipped cream.

 

[Ferrari355]

Nothing because I don't think heaven exists

 

[Billb2]

When you die everything goes black and a voice says Ha, Ha, Ha.

 

[zinfamous]

Dogs, lots and lots of dogs to play and hang out with.

kinky?

ew

 

[soulcougher73]

Nothing. It doesn't exist.

 

[DietDrThunder]

I fear that it will be like this Twilight Zone episode.

 

[Majes]

God, Jesus, Angels, a city, and a new body.

I think those are the things we are clearly promised. There will be people too, but I cannot say which ones. Activity wise there will be music and worship. Some sources say servitude as well. I'm most interested in what life will be like rather than what things will be there. Frankly as the Bible describes it we may be so overwhelmed with God's presence that not much else will matter.

 

[zinfamous]

Penises. Tons and tons of penises. Towers made of penises and lakes filled of penises overflowing as penis waterfalls into penis rivers.

Oh wait, that's the other place. I always get this shit confused.

 

[paperfist]

At least 7 virgins.

 

[Mayne]

I hope to hang out with my Mom again. that would be heaven to me.

 

[Thebobo]

At least 7 virgins.

Yea but thats means your limited to 7 times if you only want virgins. Now if its an eternity I would put in an order for say a gazillion virgins?

 

[paperfist]

Yea but thats means your limited to 7 times if you only want virgins. Now if its an eternity I would put in an order for say a gazillion virgins?

I imagine after 1 maybe 2 it wouldn't be any fun anymore? Wait how would this work anyway? In heaven you'd have to marry 1 to have sex with them, right? Cause you can't marry more than 1. Man, just got complicated!

So good luck with your gazillion. You might up committing suicide and falling into hell.

Penises. Tons and tons of penises. Towers made of penises and lakes filled of penises overflowing as penis waterfalls into penis rivers.

Oh wait, that's the other place. I always get this shit confused.

So there's a high birth rate in heaven?

It's over crowded and they end up falling back to earth as angels?

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Yea but thats means your limited to 7 times if you only want virgins. Now if its an eternity I would put in an order for say a gazillion virgins?

Doesn't matter if it's 7, 72 or a gazillion. After the first 2 or 3 you're going to want to trade all your remaining virgins for 1 pro.

 

[Mai72]

Get rid of the ego. Your ego wants the way it is on Earth to be the same in heaven. If there is even a heaven.

IMO, its dangerous to think that things will be better in heaven, when you can start to work on those things today.

Haven't talked to mom in years? Get your ass on the phone and do it.
Not living the life you want? Start today and continue to do so for as long you live.
You want to help people out and feel amazing? Why not do it today?

What do you expect to find in heaven? I was born Catholic and I'm currently a Buddhist with Christain tendencies.

 

[Mai72]

When you die everything goes black and a voice says Ha, Ha, Ha.

It doesn't go black, because black is a color. When you die, there is nothing. Think about your birth. Did you remember coming out of your mother's womb? Or what about the years before your birth. Do you remember the 1860s? Or, the 1420s? Of course not.

So, when you die there is nothing. No sound. No feeling. No color. Nothing. That's if there is no heaven of course.

 

[BudAshes]

I'd imagine it's a soul slave camp for those dumb enough to think God is the good guy.

 

[TXHokie]

Free wifi with <1ms ping to everything

 

[Red Squirrel]

I'd imagine it's a soul slave camp for those dumb enough to think God is the good guy.

You're getting confused with Gingerland. It's a new theme park I'll be opening shortly. It's free to enter, but it costs your soul to leave.