What do you consider a manly suicide ?

dingnecros

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So I am watching this movie (dont remeber the name) and one guy in the movie is a total wuss and he kills himself by slashing his wrists.

So I say that is such a feminine way to kill oneself. My friends says its not and that suicide takes courage then I go on to ridicule hom on the fact that suicide is akin to escapism and is actually a pansy alternative blah blah blah. long story short we get into into an argument.

Now what would the ATOT crowd consider the most manly way to commit suicide? :confused:

Nice great replies guys some of my favourites

1) Self decapitation by chainsaw - Tops
2) Piano wire and superglue
3) Buttered frisbee seppuku
4) Telling wife about sister being better in bed
5) Nailing your penis to a burning building

Keep the ideas rolling in
 

nick1985

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Getting down on your knees, and slamming your forehead into the cement sidewalk.

:thumbsup:
 

pyonir

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Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: nick1985
Getting down on your knees, and slamming your forehead into the cement sidewalk.

:thumbsup:

Tried that...just gave me a pretty good headache. :(
 

nick1985

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Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: nick1985
Getting down on your knees, and slamming your forehead into the cement sidewalk.

:thumbsup:

Tried that...just gave me a pretty good headache. :(

You just werent manly enough :roll:
 

Nik

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Folding a frizbee in half and swallowing it until you totally flip out.
 

Mikey

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Try listening to Barry Manilow for an hour. If that doesn't kill you, I don't know what will.
 

pyonir

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Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: nick1985
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: nick1985
Getting down on your knees, and slamming your forehead into the cement sidewalk.

:thumbsup:

Tried that...just gave me a pretty good headache. :(

You just werent manly enough :roll:

Crap... :( I'll try again tomorrow.
 

mugs

Lifer
Apr 29, 2003
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I don't think slitting wrists is feminine... seems like a crappy way to go.

I think Garth wins this one.

If I was going to do it, I think I'd go with jumping out of a plane.
 

mundane

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Originally posted by: andylawcc
bringing a katana into a gang-infested area.... battle them one-by-one till the end...

Never bring a knife to a gunfight.
 

nonameo

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arrange for all of your innards to be sucked out through one of your main orifices.