What do you call a deer with no eyes

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Syringer

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No idear.



What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye dear.


what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?

Still no f-in eye dear


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Zolty

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Rodney Dangerfield

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

I was such an ugly kid ... when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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eits

eits

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what do you call an atot member with no good jokes?
syringer.

what do you call an atot member with no legs and no good jokes?
still syringer.

what do you call an atot member with no eyes, no balls, and no good jokes?
still syringer.
 
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gwrober

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Originally posted by: Zolty
Rodney Dangerfield

One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
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that is hilarious!
 
theLION

theLION

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Originally posted by: Syringer
No idear.



What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

Still no eye dear.


what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs and no balls?

Still no f-in eye dear


Your turn!
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I liked it!!! =)
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

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"One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'"


I'm afraid I don't get this one.
 
Gibsons

Gibsons

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
"One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'"


I'm afraid I don't get this one.
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Adultery.
 
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QurazyQuisp

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
"One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'"


I'm afraid I don't get this one.
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Why would a guy be jogging, naked, only when you come home early?

oops, the post above covered it.

 
eits

eits

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
"One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'"


I'm afraid I don't get this one.
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his wife was cheating on him... he was talking to the guy with whom his wife was having the affair.
 
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markgm

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When I read Rodney Dangerfield jokes I hear them in his voice, and it makes them that much funnier!
 
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Bumrush99

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Some old Christa McAuliffe jokes from the age of ten that still make me laugh:

How do you know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?
Because one blew that-away and the other one blew that-away

How do you know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders

What did Christa McAuliffe tell her husband before she left?
You feed the dog, I'll take care of the fishes!
 
DarkThinker

DarkThinker

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Originally posted by: gwrober
Originally posted by: Zolty
Rodney Dangerfield

One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."
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that is hilarious!
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ROFLMAO!

Syringer, you better thank the guy who posted that joke, he just saved your ass from my bashing.

DarkThinker
 
pontifex

pontifex

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Originally posted by: Zolty
Rodney Dangerfield

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all.

During sex, my girlfriend always wants to talk to me. Just the other night she called me from a hotel.

One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, "Hey buddy, why are you doing that?" He said, "Because you came home early."

Its been a rough day. I got up this morning ... put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom.

I was such an ugly kid ... when I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.

I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
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bahahaha!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

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Originally posted by: eits
Originally posted by: Jeff7
"One day as I came home early from work I saw a guy jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'"


I'm afraid I don't get this one.
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his wife was cheating on him... he was talking to the guy with whom his wife was having the affair.
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Ah, I see. Jogging, to me, made me think that the guy was doing it simply because he wanted to. Maybe if it had said "running" instead I might have gotten it. Or maybe not.
It also said, "as I came home," so I figured he wasn't home yet, and maybe saw the guy on the sidewalk or in the park while Rodney was en route home.


Originally posted by: Bumrush99
Some old Christa McAuliffe jokes from the age of ten that still make me laugh:
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It hasn't been 22.3 years, so this can't be funny yet.
 
GasX

GasX

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Originally posted by: Jeff7
Ah, I see. Jogging, to me, made me think that the guy was doing it simply because he wanted to. Maybe if it had said "running" instead I might have gotten it. Or maybe not.
It also said, "as I came home," so I figured he wasn't home yet, and maybe saw the guy on the sidewalk or in the park while Rodney was en route home.
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you must be the best joke teller. Your insights into delivery are astounding...
 
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cherrytwist

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Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!

How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What are spiders webs good for?
Spiders!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?
Spin doctors!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What did the spider say to the fly?
We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs!
 
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SZLiao214

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Originally posted by: deerslayer
Didn't find the OP joke all that funny, but the others are pretty good.
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Have you ever heard a fobby Asian talk? It's what that joke is pretty much based on.
 
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