What do you call a deer with no eyes

[spacejamz]

Originally posted by: Scarpozzi

Originally posted by: Kelemvor
What do you call a girl with one arm and one leg?

Ilene

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, lying on the floor?

Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs swimming?

Bob

Man, I could go on forever...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

what do you call a guy with no arms and legs with a shovel? Doug or Barry

what do you call a guy with no arms and legs halfway down Tina Turner's throat? Mike

what do you call a guy pretending not to have any arms or legs? Josh

 

[Bumrush99]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was AAARRGGHHH!!!!UNNGGHHTT


Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he.

LMFAO, I forgot that Helen Keller joke..

The Stevie Wonder joke reminds me of another:
Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling????

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[Agentbolt]

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

 

[Bumrush99]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
A polish burglar

 

[thraashman]

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?
She's a woman!

How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
none, the b**ch can do my laundry in the dark.

A perfect man, a perfect woman, and Santa are riding in a car when it crashes, only one survives, who is it?

The woman, because Santa and the perfect man don't exist.
So since the woman was driving, that explains how they got in an accident in the first place.

 

[Caminetto]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Going down that road . . .

Why are there so many battered women?

They won't listen.

 

[b0mbrman]

Nothing you haven't already called her twice!

 

[Ulfwald]

Why does Helen Keller masturbate with 1 hand?


So she can moan with the other one.

 

[superHARD]

Originally posted by: cherrytwist
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!

What does a spider do when he gets angry?
He goes up the wall!

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?
If one bit you, you could ride it to hospital!

Why are spiders good swimmers?
They have webbed feet!

How do you spot a modern spider?
He doesn't have a web he had a website!

What are spiders webs good for?
Spiders!

What kind of doctors are like spiders?
Spin doctors!

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?
I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

What did the spider say to the fly?
We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad?
It became a daddy short legs!

sorry but
:thumbsdown:

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: Bumrush99
Some old Christa McAuliffe jokes from the age of ten that still make me laugh:

How do you know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes?
Because one blew that-away and the other one blew that-away

How do you know Christa McAuliffe had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders

What did Christa McAuliffe tell her husband before she left?
You feed the dog, I'll take care of the fishes!

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