What do you bastards put on your hamburger?

[BudAshes]

correct

miracle whip + bbq sauce is highly superior to mayo + ketchup

Statements like this make me think civil war is inevitable.

Someone hand me a musket with a bayonet attached to it.

 

[BudAshes]

I don't disagree about bacon here (even though I do like it on a burger--just that it really isn't needed), but then you talk about putting mayo and ketchup on a hamburger, so your opinion is now worthless. That sucks, man.

Mayo and ketchup go on burgers. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!

 

[nakedfrog]

The only thing mayo goes on is this here bayonet before I stab you in the gut with it.

 

[ponyo]

Some people here eat crayons and sniff glue. You can tell by how they eat their food.

 

[zinfamous]

correct

miracle whip + bbq sauce is highly superior to mayo + ketchup

you're a sick little man, brianmanahan

 

[zinfamous]

Some people here eat crayons and sniff glue. You can tell by how they eat their food.

you mean you can't tell already just from their typical non-food comments?

 

[zinfamous]

Honestly though the only burger I really like if I'm not eating home cooking is this one:

It's simply perfect. Still the best Chain burger anywhere.

But my favorite "chain" burger is Blake's Lotaburger. ....I say "chain" because you basically have to live in New Mexico to find one. Apparently there are 2 in ....fucking El Paso??? and 3 in Tucson, though, lol. But yeah, it's a New Mexico thing, with their Hatch Chili burgers, and they are glorious.

Blake's Lotaburger

Come to Blake's Lotaburger for our signature “New Mexico” Style LOTAburger™, amazing breakfast burritos, tasty sandwiches, and malts!

www.lotaburger.com

 

[BudAshes]

The only thing mayo goes on is this here bayonet before I stab you in the gut with it.

Why would you hate on mayo? It is a wonderful condiment full of goodness.

 

[zinfamous]

Mayo and ketchup go on burgers. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS!

I never knew a 3-way Civil War was a thing, but looks like we're about to find out!

 

[BudAshes]

It's simply perfect. Still the best Chain burger anywhere.

But my favorite "chain" burger is Blake's Lotaburger. ....I say "chain" because you basically have to live in New Mexico to find one. Apparently there are 2 in ....fucking El Paso??? and 3 in Tucson, though, lol. But yeah, it's a New Mexico thing, with their Hatch Chili burgers, and they are glorious.

Blake's Lotaburger

Come to Blake's Lotaburger for our signature “New Mexico” Style LOTAburger™, amazing breakfast burritos, tasty sandwiches, and malts!

www.lotaburger.com

Man I miss the hell out of New Mexican food. Santa Fe had some of the best local food I've ever had. I need to go back just to eat.

 

[brianmanahan]

I never new a 3-way Civil War was a thing, but looks like we're about to find out!

 

[IronWing]

Kaido excepted, I have to say that just about any burger joint burger is better than what folks make at home.

“Come on over, we’re making burgers! The best burgers you’ve ever tasted!”

“Will these be the overly thick, raw in the middle burgers or the dry little pucks that were pulled out of the remains of one of Elon’s spaceships?”

 

[sdifox]

Statements like this make me think civil war is inevitable.

Someone hand me a musket with a bayonet attached to it.

Li-Ion drill with spade bit.

 

[sdifox]

Kaido excepted, I have to say that just about any burger joint burger is better than what folks make at home.

“Come on over, we’re making burgers! The best burgers you’ve ever tasted!”

“Will these be the overly thick, raw in the middle burgers or the dry little pucks that were pulled out of the remains of one of Elon’s spaceships?”

You cover it to steam it duh.

 

[BudAshes]

You cover it to steam it duh.

 

[nakedfrog]

Why would you hate on mayo? It is a wonderful condiment full of goodness.

It tastes like misery.

 

[sdifox]

The only thing mayo goes on is this here bayonet before I stab you in the gut with it.

You must be from the boonies where they use mayo as lubricant. People from the civilizations use mayo on food.

 

[sdifox]

Provolone is my current goto. I'll have to try tomato slice if I can get a fresh one.

Few months ago found smoked gouda in the store. That was good too.

Wait what you never had tomatoe on your burger?

 

[sdifox]

I definitely enjoy a good patty melt (on sourdough, I don't dig on rye, even swirled), which I prefer most probably depends on the day.

And wait, there's sharp Swiss? I will have to seek this out.

Well, it is a much better name than spoilt swiss.

 

[sdifox]

No difference to me, it tastes the same. Miracle Whip might be lighter/fluffier but it has the same flavor on my palate as regular mayo. It's the raw egg, mainly.

You has the covid

 

[feralkid]

Note 'The Defibrillator' burger... lol

Cottage cheese? Pbbfft. Cheese curds, bitch. Oh, AND cheese on top of the cheese curds, just because it's in WI.

That is soooooo Wisconsin.

 

[feralkid]

It's simply perfect. Still the best Chain burger anywhere.

But my favorite "chain" burger is Blake's Lotaburger. ....I say "chain" because you basically have to live in New Mexico to find one. Apparently there are 2 in ....fucking El Paso??? and 3 in Tucson, though, lol. But yeah, it's a New Mexico thing, with their Hatch Chili burgers, and they are glorious.

Blake's Lotaburger

Come to Blake's Lotaburger for our signature “New Mexico” Style LOTAburger™, amazing breakfast burritos, tasty sandwiches, and malts!

www.lotaburger.com

Used to always stop at Blakes while travelling through N.M.

It was like how Culver's was to Wisconsin; every little town had one.

Love New Mexico food, "Do you want green or red?" "How about Christmas style!"

 

[Pohemi]

Why would you hate on mayo? It is a wonderful condiment full of goodness.

I never knew a 3-way Civil War was a thing, but looks like we're about to find out!

I'll be jumping in on some corner in the mayo-hating quadrant.

 

[Pohemi]

That is soooooo Wisconsin.

Indeed. The Chedd-I burger (with two grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun) is surprisingly good. They make that monster Defibrillator burger the same way but it's a much larger beef patty and a lot of other items.

 

[MrSquished]

Indeed. The Chedd-I burger (with two grilled cheese sandwiches as the bun) is surprisingly good. They make that monster Defibrillator burger the same way but it's a much larger beef patty and a lot of other items.

There's a great burger joint here that does the burger between two grilled cheese sandwiches thing. Probably copied it from there. Friends have tried it and sworn by it. Their other burgers are phenomenal.