.... What did I *DO* last night?

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ni4ni

ni4ni

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Originally posted by: LookingGlass
Drunk sex is just not that appealing anymore. :p
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Give it nine months and you will be really surprised, daddy.
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

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So you guys either drank a lot really quick, or somebody slipped you mickeys and had their way with you. How's the cornhole feeling?
 
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DaiShan

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Originally posted by: Mill
Originally posted by: EngenZerO
i'm gonna laugh when he gets stuck in traffic and misses the test... waiting for that update!
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The chances of this thread being real or accurate is slim.
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QFT. Even when you get completely lit you remember at least starting to drink. Saying that the last thing you remember is bowling and you woke up in a strange motel 60 miles away (you know where you are in relation to where you live but you don't know where you are?) just doesn't make any sense. I used to date a girl who would do ridiculous sh!t when she was drunk then when I'd ask her about it in the morning she'd say something like "oh I don't remember last night at all did I really do that?" But you could tell she remembered everything, she just wasn't too proud of it.

/edit now I'm not saying that you can't get black out drunk and not remember things. One time I woke up on my friend's kitchen floor wearing a bicycle helmet next to a bottle of jack daniels and a girl that I barely knew, but I at least knew how I got there and could piece together the events leading up to that point heh.
 
Duddy

Duddy

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Originally posted by: EyeMWing
It's 6:30AM. I just woke up... In a hotel room in Baltimore, with my girlfriend. Hung over TO HELL, with my laptop connected to the wireless. I managed to find her car, so I'm assuming mine's not here. We have a final exam almost 60 miles away at 8AM.

Neither of us has any recollection whatsoever of why we're here, or how we got here. This'll be an interesting one to figure out.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a '95 Subaru to thrash.
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My school is about 50 miles from my house. I can get there in 40 minutes if I needed to. I just hope he had a radar detector and didn't get pulled.

It would be funny if they found 12 ounces of PCP in a tube shoved up his @$$.
 
mugs

mugs

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I call complete and utter BS on everything the OP has ever said, including the time his girlfriend had the threesome on a boat with two other guys. All BS.
 
EXman

EXman

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I woke up in the common study area in my dorm in my tighty whiteys once halloween 1991 ack... I was like WTF... how did I get here? Where are my clothes?

18 and stupid
 
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EyeMWing

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We made the test with time to spare. The Scooby, however, will never forgive me.

Originally posted by: Cooler
60 miles i call shens
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Baltimore=>York PA is 59 miles by the signs.

Originally posted by: moshquerade

what's the name of the hotel?
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Sheraton Inner Harbor.

Anyway, when we walked into the room to take the test, the prof BUSTED OUT laughing at us. Took me a few seconds to realize that someone had scrawled "NOOB!!!" on both of our shirts. Anyway, at this point, I'm assuming "Vicious prank at the end of an evening of drinking" - after I got a little caffeine into me, I started remembering the early evening.
 
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