No, you are definitely a liar. I believed you at first even if your post was a bit unlikely. Hell, if you can't even remember anything after bowling, why aren't you doing the brown and green yawn in the bathroom right now? How did you know exactly how far you are from your test with precious little time to spare? Why did your girlfriend insist that a shower is more important than figuring out what the ****** is going on or getting to your test on time? If you only had an hour and a half since you woke up, how did you cover 60 miles with time to shower, find the card, pack stuff into the car, and check out? There's no way you would have made it, especially with morning traffic being what it is.
Most importantly, how the fvck do you not notice the stuff written on your shirts? If the professor did a LOL when you walked in the door, then it must have been obvious and very visible, yet you somehow didn't notice anything about your previously pristine t-shirts for an hour and a half or before and after a shower?
I believed you halfway through the post but you started saying stupid ****** and making stupid replies. :thumbsdown: