.... What did I *DO* last night?

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: Slew Foot
You drove for an hour without noticing you had stuff written on your shirts?

She was studying, I was driving. Fast. Road is more important than titties (when you're driving, anyway).

 

[jagec]

I call Shens, unless you post a pic of you holding up the towel you stole and a sign saying "Yes, jagec, I did in fact steal this towel."

 

[Sphexi]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Slew Foot
You drove for an hour without noticing you had stuff written on your shirts?

She was studying, I was driving. Fast. Road is more important than titties (when you're driving, anyway).

Lies! NOTHING is more important than titties! :|

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: jagec
I call Shens, unless you post a pic of you holding up the towel you stole and a sign saying "Yes, jagec, I did in fact steal this towel."

I didn't steal any towels. I sure as hell thought about it, though. You see, we had no luggage to stash any towels in.

 

[thomsbrain]

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
i'm gonna laugh when he gets stuck in traffic and misses the test... waiting for that update!

The chances of this thread being real or accurate is slim.

yeah, isn't this dude like 16 or something, anyway?

 

[KarmaPolice]

I call shens. WHy would you wake up and get on AT when you only have an hour and a half to go 60 miles. How doyou know where you are so quickly...

 

[moshquerade]

stop.. the .... madness.

the "NOOB" on the shirts really blew the story out of the water for me.

 

[EyeMWing]

Originally posted by: KarmaPolice
I call shens. WHy would you wake up and get on AT when you only have an hour and a half to go 60 miles. How doyou know where you are so quickly...

Because I know Baltimore. I mean, there are only so many places you can look out the window and see the damned Inner Harbor. As for why I went on AT, the laptop was on and ready, and the woman decided she wanted to spend some quality time with the toilet. What the hell else was I supposed to do? And NEVER, EVER, EVER doubt my abilities to cover distance quickly.

Originally posted by: moshquerade
stop.. the .... madness.

the "NOOB" on the shirts really blew the story out of the water for me.

I'm an IT major. So are my friends. There goes that entire line of shens-ing.

Originally posted by: thomsbrain

Originally posted by: Mill

Originally posted by: EngenZerO
i'm gonna laugh when he gets stuck in traffic and misses the test... waiting for that update!

The chances of this thread being real or accurate is slim.

yeah, isn't this dude like 16 or something, anyway?

I'm 19. Years pass, folks.

 

[DainBramaged]

:roll:

 

[StinkyPinky]

So you wake up 90 mins before a final exam,hung over, can;t remember the night before...and the first thing you do is post on anandtech? Because we all know hotels give you free internet and a pc in the room. And then you drive 60 miles without noticing noob written all over either of your shirts? Didnt your girl have a shower? How did she not notice when she put the shirt back on, man? How did you not notice when you saw her walking around the hotel room? Shens.

 

[loup garou]

*insert obligatory gf getting banged by 2 dudes on a boat reply*

 

[S Freud]

Pics of said shirts?

 

[pray4mojo]

so you drove 60 miles drunk?

 

[Brazen]

And your first impulse was to post on ATOT? Search for your previous posts, I'm sure you posted last night while you were doing whatever it is you were doing. :disgust:

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: JS80
is your anus sore?

Yeah, someone got screwed by two guys, but this time it wasn't his girlfriend.

 

[Brazen]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky
So you wake up 90 mins before a final exam,hung over, can;t remember the night before...and the first thing you do is post on anandtech? Because we all know hotels give you free internet and a pc in the room. And then you drive 60 miles without noticing noob written all over either of your shirts? Didnt your girl have a shower? How did she not notice when she put the shirt back on, man? How did you not notice when you saw her walking around the hotel room? Shens.

Yeah the "noobs" fantasy really sealed the deal on the shens. Plus, why would the Professor bust out laughing? At my college guys would go to class with a lot more rediculous things than that written with marker on their shirts.

def.
EyeMWing: sucking at making up stories to sound like you have a life outside of sitting in front of your computer in your mom's basement.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Slew Foot
You drove for an hour without noticing you had stuff written on your shirts?

She was studying, I was driving. Fast. Road is more important than titties (when you're driving, anyway).

I 100% REFUSE to believe that she wanted to take a shower but didn't give herself one look in the mirror either before or after said shower.

You are lying and you should get a vacation for being stupid.

Edit: Post a scan of the receipt from the hotel. Surely you didn't randomly wake up in a hotel, alone, and someone else paid for the room and was going to come check out for you later. You must have something.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

To quote Mr. Weatherbee, Jughead 'Earth's Funniest Comic Book' Magazine #22: "Jughead, I have no time for your shennanigans!"

 

[ndee]

Haha, no one can EVER believe that story.

 

[tweakmm]

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[Bryophyte]

So you were (supposedly) driving black-out drunk or drugged last night? Good going.

 

[AccruedExpenditure]

picture of shirt?

 

[y2kc]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte
So you were (supposedly) driving black-out drunk or drugged last night? Good going.

I edited that out of my message earlier in the thread... I have a rabid disdain for those who drive drunk. I mean I almost wish they would kill themselves whilst in the midst of driving under the influence but often times they take innocent victims.

and to brag about it... geez.

 

[TheGizmo]

sodium pentahol?
chloroform?
GHB/GBL?
large benzodiazepine dose?
oh if only they still made rohypnol

haha.... good times i'm sure.

 

[greys2k]

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