What a great wife

[Ryland]

Its our anniversary and my wife thinks I should just put a bow on either the new fridge or the new tile floor as her "gift" 🙂

This is all part of a 900sq foot addition we are still working on and she wants to keep costs low so that the new kitchen can get finished!

 

[Drako]

Careful, it's a trap.

 

[joesmoke]

cool story: bow

 

[MotF Bane]

Admiral Ackbar says... it's a tarp!

 

[Ryland]

No trap, just the way she is. If it came down to something sparkly or something useful then useful wins out every time.

 

[classy]

How many years?

 

[Arik5405]

did she masturbate you on a plane?

 

[Ryland]

How many years?

14

 

[Ryland]

did she masturbate you on a plane?

No. She doesnt like planes all that much so usually just sleeps 🙂

 

[MetalMat]

Its going to come back and haunt you one of these days

 

[Ryland]

Its going to come back and haunt you one of these days

Probably but I think I can live with that.

 

[MotF Bane]

Well... find out if she'd rather be standing against the fridge or lying on the floor. :awe:

 

[Ryland]

Well... find out if she'd rather be standing against the fridge or lying on the floor. :awe:

the tile could be painful since its not grouted yet so all those grooves could dig in.

 

[Arik5405]

the tile could be painful since its not grouted yet so all those grooves could dig in.

you're just going to have to be on top then...

 

[Ryland]

Personally I would prefer to wait until the counters are in because that should be a good height.

 

[bignateyk]

You should put a bow on your penis and tell her she can have her present after she makes you a sandwich.

 

[Ryland]

You should put a bow on your penis and tell her she can have her present after she makes you a sandwich.

My 11 year old would LOVE that one...

 

[crashtestdummy]

She likely means it, but would still be thrilled if you did something thoughtful for her that doesn't cost money.

 

[zoiks]

I can see the OP stuttering when she'll say some time from now '..And all you gave me was that stupid floor..'.

 

[zinfamous]

hey, it's your anniversary, too, you know. You should demand sandwiches.

 

[shortylickens]

You should put a bow on your penis and tell her she can have her present after she makes you a sandwich.

 

[Ryland]

She likely means it, but would still be thrilled if you did something thoughtful for her that doesn't cost money.

Well she already nixed dinner since we have gone out twice in the last week for various reasons. And the "doing something thoughtful" is trying to get the next thing on her list finished which I need to work on tonight.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Its our anniversary and my wife thinks I should just put a bow on either the new fridge or the new tile floor as her "gift" 🙂

This is all part of a 900sq foot addition we are still working on and she wants to keep costs low so that the new kitchen can get finished!

My wife does this all the time. Don't get me anything, we just spent money on blah blah blah that'll be our gift to each other.

It's a trap dude. You have to get her something.

 

[classy]

14

Cool 🙂 I am 15 years tomorrow.

 

[JulesMaximus]

My 11 year old would LOVE that one...

😕 You speaking from experience?