DrPizza
Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Out of curiosity, are you somewhere between 12 and 15 years old? I'm not sure how naive you have to be to think that your retarded feelings equate to a recognized religion. Then again, you'd win your lawsuit, because mental retardation is recognized as a handicap, and you'd succeed due to the Americans with Disabilities Act.You're saying religion is NOT a protect class? You're simply wrong. There's no way to sugar coat this.
Looks like other people have already tried the trolling I've suggested:
Muslim sues Abercrombie & Fitch over hijab - she won $5 million in that lawsuit.
UPS sued over no-beard policy
This is where ultra liberal policies lead. You're not allowed to have any standards whatsoever because some of them might offend someone. If I want a cake that says Happy 9/11 Day, you are required by law to make it for me. If you offend me or any of my weird beliefs, I can sue you into the ground. By law, my feelings are more important than your rights.
edit: meh, on second thought, I worked with people with mental handicaps, and my response is a disservice to them. I don't think they'd want to be grouped with people like you.
