[UPDATED 3/2!!!] Getting counteroffer'd to DEATH...

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Stuxnet

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Boss pressed me again at the end of the day yesterday about staying a third week...

"Yeah, I haven't heard back from them yet... we'll see."

He gave me a skeptical look and I shrugged my shoulders with a little smirk on my face. Hopefully the message was delivered. If not, oh well... I'll get to play more games today.
 

gsellis

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Have to repeat myself... Consulting for fun and profit. After hours on the third week for $150/hr. ;)
 

Stuxnet

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Originally posted by: gsellis
Have to repeat myself... Consulting for fun and profit. After hours on the third week for $150/hr. ;)

Funny that you say that, because that's exactly what I said in my resignation letter and over the course of all of this.

I do recognize that I'm putting them in a bad situation, but that doesn't mean I'm going to (continue to) grab my ankles to bail them out. I suggested REPEATEDLY over the course of my employment here that we were understaffed and no one was cross trained. In fact, that's probably the single largest complaint among ALL of the software developers: RESOURCES.

But every time we bring up the issue of resources, we're just told to "work smarter, not harder" and to "manage our time". Of course, both of those REALLY mean "work 60 hours a week".

Another Team Lead was recently in a meeting with the VP and President and put forth a very honest, pointed question:

TL: If I have 40 hours of coding and 40 hours of project management / personnel management, which would you prefer I do... because I can't do both?

P: You just need to manage your time better.

TL: No, you don't understand. It's not that I haven't found the right combination of scheduling strategies... I simply don't have 80 hours a week to spread around.

VP: Just carve out an hour a day for 'this', another hour for 'that', and you'll be fine.

TL: You're missing the point. THERE AREN'T ENOUGH HOURS TO "CARVE OUT" FOR EVERYTHING.

VP: Then come in two hours early each day.

TL: ...


Of course the message all along has always been "work as many hours as you need to do your job". Four developers quit this year, and not a single one of them was replaced. Last year we lost three. None of them were replaced, either.

Employees in this company are expected to shoulder the burden of budgeting difficulties.

It's that simple.


So this brings us back around to the idea of me consulting. I've offered to consult for no fewer than 15 and no greater than 25 hours a week. The problem is, THEY DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR IT. It's cheaper to keep me an extra week (and really... in the long run, WTF kind of difference would that make) than it is to pay me as a consultant.

Me: [Boss], I'm sensitive to the situation you're in, and I'm prepared to do whatever I can - provided it's fair and equitable for everyone - to help you through this transition in the long run. I can consult in the evenings and on weekends for as long as the benefits are mutual.

Boss: I think it's best to just have a clean break.

Me: So you won't need to contact me - for any reason - once my notice period is up?

----- LONG PAUSE ------

This really puts his back to the wall, because he's NOTORIOUS for harrassing people long after they've left - without paying a dime, of course... but because we put all of our eggs in one basket with every single employee, we're usually screwed when someone leaves. But his narcissistic nature allows him to use and abuse people's generosity.

Boss: Are you saying you won't help me out if I need something after you've left?

Me: Quite the contrary! I'm trying to position myself so I can help you as much as possible! But like you, my time and expertise has value.


Honestly, I'm relishing this aspect of the resignation, because for the first time in 8 years, I have in a position where he has to face his self-centered ways. He may not face them, actually, but I can sure as hell hold his feet the fire anytime he tries to take advantage of me.

Boss: I'm not sure that's in everyone's best interest.

Me: And I can understand that. That's why I said "fair and equitable" to everyone. If you don't feel it's fair and equitable, then we'll try to accomplish as much as we can in the time we have left, and then we'll have our "clean break".


Love it.
 

Nightfall

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Personally, I would never accept a counteroffer from the same company if I turned in my letter of resignation. Mainly because if you say you are leaving, most people in the company see that you are not loyal to them anymore. Most of the time, counteroffers are mainly looked at as a "temporary" fix to the problem. Just to get you to stay for 2-6 months until a proper replacement has been found or a convenient time for the company to let you go so they aren't in a bind. I know some people haven't been treated like that, but a majority of them have and I wouldn't want to even be put in that situation.

Just my .02 cents! Good luck!
 

Stuxnet

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Originally posted by: Nightfall
Personally, I would never accept a counteroffer from the same company if I turned in my letter of resignation. Mainly because if you say you are leaving, most people in the company see that you are not loyal to them anymore. Most of the time, counteroffers are mainly looked at as a "temporary" fix to the problem. Just to get you to stay for 2-6 months until a proper replacement has been found or a convenient time for the company to let you go so they aren't in a bind. I know some people haven't been treated like that, but a majority of them have and I wouldn't want to even be put in that situation.

Just my .02 cents! Good luck!

I agree. Here's a breakdown of my "resignations" with this VP and P:

Exhibit A (2001): I don't work for free (at least not always)

I had been working for a previous company for 3 years and my boss (who was then the Director of a relatively small dept) for a little over a year. We had gone through countless rounds of layoffs and I was one of two Java developers spared. My salary sucked (~$37k) compared to the market and I severely questioned my job security. Layoffs were getting to the point where managers had no say in who went, so even if my boss realized he needed me, it wouldn't matter if HR made up his mind for him. So, I quit.

They offered me a stepped pay increase over the following two years (to $60k/year) with an immediate hike to $45k. I trusted their verbal commitment to not laying me off. There was little reason to just try to "buy time" while they replace me, since we all knew that even with my stepped increase, they were getting a bargain. I stayed and figured meh, if I get laid off, at least I increased my value in the process.

Staying paid off in the long run, and I'm glad I did.



Exhibit B (2006): You guys have no clue who is contributing what, or if they're contributing anything at all!

Still working for VP and P, but now at a new company. Boss was not forthcoming with me regarding company's financial situation when I joined in 2005. Things were a MESS financially, morally, etc. The place was and still is a total trainwreck. What bothered me most at the time, however, were two things: the degree to which I was micromanaged and the fact that my boss had hired an incompetent jackass to my team - simply because he got an MBA from the same (apparently defunct) program that my boss did - without allowing anyone with a technical background interview him (it didn't even have to be me). Before he was finally "forced out" in January, his ass kissing and utter incompetency was permitted to run rampant, and it was quite a destructive force on my team.

So I quit. My boss was very surprised, so we talked it all out. The move I was making was a lateral one and, honestly, I wasn't that crazy about it... but it was a way out. I told my boss that I needed room to breathe and maneuver because too much of my time was being consumed by having to document and explain (to countless people in management) what I was doing every minute of the day. I couldn't tell him much about my problem with the new employee because I was certain they were taking turns blowing each other, but I did try to drop as many subtle hints as possible without looking like a whiny brat.

My boss promised to officially promote me to Team Lead (since that was the capacity in which I had been working since day one, anyway), give me a small raise (money wasn't really the problem, but why turn it down), and make a few other minor structural changes to the department.

Let's get one thing straight: my boss LOVES to re-org. In fact, it's pretty much his only fscking strategy to any problem. He even told me once that his MBA program taught that most problems can be solved by simply striking the perfect organizational balance. What a load of sh*t. I've been here for 18 months, and I've seen 4 re-orgs. Prior to my arrival (he had been here 18 months before I got here), he had re-org'ed 5 other times. In 3 years, he has re-org'ed the place 9 times. It's insanely frustrating for people, because they moment a team starts to get in a rhythm, he blasts them apart, promotes one guy, demotes another, etc. It's in a constant state of change, and people won't buy into their work because they know they probably won't be doing it next week.

Anywho, he made the structure changes immediately (of course... it's easy and fun for him). The other promises, however, NEVER HAPPENED. You see, I did decide to stay because, based on what we went through in 2001, he demonstrated that I could trust his word.



Exhibit C (2007): I see you no longer keep your word...

Instead, every time I approached him between last April and this January, I was totally blown off.

Me: Can we finalize what we talked about X months ago?

Boss: Well, give some thought to the job title you want and we'll sit down and talk about it.

Me: No thought needed. We decided 'Team Lead' last April, and I'm still very interested in that. That's the role I've been operating in since I got here, and I'm eager to make it official.

Boss: Well, give some thought to it and get back to me.

Me: [WTGDF]

We had that discussion 4 or 5 times since April, and I only grew angrier and angrier... plus the aforementioned employee was growing more troublesome every day. My boss takes well to severe ass kissing (more so than most bosses... I for one won't tolerate it), and everyone knew it, but Mr. MBA took advantage of it to the fullest extent. That really compounded problems.

Well, not long after I started my job search in December, Mr. MBA was finally exposed after I assigned him to a task that required direct, daily status updates directly to the VP (I figured it was the only way it would all come out). The VP quickly saw the flaws I had been hinting at for so long, and it became clear to Mr. MBA that he needed to seek employment elsewhere, so he quit.

Only when Mr. MBA quit did I get the rest of what I was promised. It became obvious to me at that time that my boss had kept me at bay because Mr. MBA had expressed similar interests, and my boss didn't want to do anything to cause Mr. MBA to quit... that is, until recently.

But, a great situation came up a few weeks ago (right after Mr. MBA quit), and my boss - after trying to play both sides to that little game - finds himself without either of us.


Sorry for all of the longs posts, but there's so much history to all of this that I could write a miniseries.
 

Fraggable

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What a mess. I think I would totally and completely ignore him from here on out. Don't answer his calls, avoid him in the hallway, ignore his emails. That way at least you won't end up arguing and giving him something to complain about if he's called for a reference. I can't see the situation actually improving before you leave.
 

Stuxnet

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WOW... GREAT UPDATE:

Boss asked today if I had asked the placement firm about staying an extra week.

Me: Sorry, they said that I would be jeopardizing my status and they weren't comfortable with it. (<- never asked)

<boss loses it>

Boss: WHAT?! They are feeding you a line of SH*T!!!

Me: Maybe, but seeing as how I'm jobless right now, I'm not in a position to challenge them (<- I am, but not willing)

Boss: Maybe we could try this. How about I call your boss over at [bank where I was hired] and explain the situation to them.

Me: I don't [fscking] think so, [Boss]. We tried, it didn't work, we're done. The offer is still on the table for me to consult for you, but this isn't going to happen.

Boss: You know what, [VP of Marketing] is really good friends with the CIO over at [another bank]. I'm sure he has contacts at [bank where I was hired]... maybe he could call over there and pull a few strings.

<do you people see how narcissistic this asshole is? he's selling me this as though making this happen is the only thing that stands between us and TREASURE!>

Me: NO! Give up! It's not going to happen!!! (<- same way I talk to my son when I tell him he can't have a cookie for the fourteenth time) I wish I could help you in this regard, but I can't. What I CAN do is offer my services on a more formal basis, but what you're proposing is absolutely out of the question.


Now I'm actually getting worried that he'll just take this upon himself, regardless of what I say...
 

KLin

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Originally posted by: jbourne77
WOW... GREAT UPDATE:

Boss asked today if I had asked the placement firm about staying an extra week.

Me: Sorry, they said that I would be jeopardizing my status and they weren't comfortable with it. (<- never asked)

<boss loses it>

Boss: WHAT?! They are feeding you a line of SH*T!!!

Me: Maybe, but seeing as how I'm jobless right now, I'm not in a position to challenge them (<- I am, but not willing)

Boss: Maybe we could try this. How about I call your boss over at [bank where I was hired] and explain the situation to them.

Me: I don't [fscking] think so, [Boss]. We tried, it didn't work, we're done. The offer is still on the table for me to consult for you, but this isn't going to happen.

Boss: You know what, [VP of Marketing] is really good friends with the CIO over at [another bank]. I'm sure he has contacts at [bank where I was hired]... maybe he could call over there and pull a few strings.

<do you people see how narcissistic this asshole is? he's selling me this as though making this happen is the only thing that stands between us and TREASURE!>

Me: NO! Give up! It's not going to happen!!! (<- same way I talk to my son when I tell him he can't have a cookie for the fourteenth time) I wish I could help you in this regard, but I can't. What I CAN do is offer my services on a more formal basis, but what you're proposing is absolutely out of the question.


Now I'm actually getting worried that he'll just take this upon himself, regardless of what I say...

lol your boss is a douchebag. I'd stop talking to him.
 

FoBoT

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i wasn't kidding dude, STOP GOING THERE, JUST QUIT

THEY DON'T DESERVE TWO WEEKS

DO NOT GO BACK TO THAT PLACE ON MONDAY, SIT AT HOME UNTIL YOUR NEW JOB STARTS
 

Stuxnet

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Originally posted by: JS80
lol what an asshole of a boss

What's really sad is I haven't embellished ANYTHING in this thread. Granted, I'm not transcribing from a taped conversation, but these conversations are literally WORD FOR WORD!
 

NuroMancer

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To be honest

A) Big mistake telling him where you are going.

B) You need to avoid having these conversations as they only lead to bad places.

C) I'd start to get concerned he was going to call my future employer no matter what I said.

D) Your boss is unethical, doesn't see the problems with what he suggests, and how if it will affect you. Its past time to leave. Finish off your two weeks and be done with it. This is not a work enviroment you want to be in.

E) Make it clear, 100% that you will not be staying after your two weeks, for whatever reason, your boss thinks he might be able to get you to. You might want to consider withdrawing your offer of support, as some companies would see this as a conflict of interest anyway.
 

JS80

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Originally posted by: jbourne77
Originally posted by: JS80
lol what an asshole of a boss

What's really sad is I haven't embellished ANYTHING in this thread. Granted, I'm not transcribing from a taped conversation, but these conversations are literally WORD FOR WORD!

i think the bridge is burned. i would call in sick the next two weeks.

Another scenario: current employer contacts your new job and somehow gets your offer reneged and then you get fired from current job. Sue both companies, make million dollars.
 

DeadByDawn

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Thank you for teaching me why I'll never tell my current job where I'm going to go to if I quit
 

sixone

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Originally posted by: jbourne77
Now I'm actually getting worried that he'll just take this upon himself, regardless of what I say...

Why wouldn't he? He has nothing to lose.
 

foghorn67

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I would ignore him forever. You seem to have everything well documented. If you think your old boss/mentor is going to give your references hell, just allude to some disagreement if a prospective employer ask if they can contact him.
I do this once in a while for a reference that went horrible.
Interviewer: "So you worked at XYZ during these years?"
Me: "Yes, that is correct."
Interviewer: "May we contact this reference?"
Me: "I wouldn't mind if you contacted their HR department for verification of employment and job responsibilities. But I would expect my former boss to try and derail my good work ethics with a very malicious intent. I have everything well documented on why things didn't go so well."

After that, the interviewer, whether it was an internal recruiter or my potential boss/manager would say something along the lines of how they can relate.
 

yowolabi

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Originally posted by: FoBoT
i wasn't kidding dude, STOP GOING THERE, JUST QUIT

THEY DON'T DESERVE TWO WEEKS

DO NOT GO BACK TO THAT PLACE ON MONDAY, SIT AT HOME UNTIL YOUR NEW JOB STARTS

I'd have to agree. Your current boss will finally get the message that you won't stay 3 weeks when you prove you have no intention of staying 2.
 

Stuxnet

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Well, I just got off the phone with the placement firm and explained the situation to them *just in case* I can't contain this.

My plan is to go in Monday morning and LAY DOWN THE LAW:

[Boss], I'm disappointed that you've put me in such an awkward position that I have to have this kind of frank discussion with you. My decision to resign was not respected, the company to which I'll be going has been mocked to my face and behind my back, and I've felt intense heat over the request of giving you a third week's notice. Had this situation been handled better from the start, we could have spent the first week working toward my departure; instead, it's been wasted on all of this drama, which is why you need a third week from me in the first place.

The chief reason behind my quitting is that I tired of the constant exploitations of my desire to please you, my work ethic, and my passion for success. Your actions over the last week clearly demonstrate - in an extremely concise manner - why I chose to leave in the first place. I say this not to "get back at you" or anything of the like, but rather in hopes that you'll finally relent in your pressures because you realize that none of this was EVER debatable, despite how polite and respectful I have tried to be. I've learned a very valuable lesson, which is that rather than tip-toeing around your feelings to "preserve our relationship" - which is clearly already shot - I should have simply said "I quit" and gone home... because anything less was apparently not clear enough.

My last day is this coming Friday, March 9th. I strongly suggest that we put an end to this nonsense and you allow me the opportunity to transfer as much knowledge as possible to [person I've been training]. Every minute wasted on this is a minute I could spend helping her understand my responsibilities.

If, at any point, any of this - including this very conversation - is brought back up, I will walk.

If, at any point, I feel a shred of retaliation from you, the executive staff, or HR, I will walk.

I want, in writing TODAY, that I will be paid every minute of unused vacation and personal time, or I will walk.


I am a professional, and I am deeply disappointed that you have put me in a position where I have a less-than-professional conversation with someone who I once so respected.


[optional "Damn you, son.", depending on the mood]
 

Runes911

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Originally posted by: jbourne77

[Boss], I'm disappointed that you've put me in such an awkward position that I have to have this kind of frank discussion with you. My decision to resign was not respected, the company to which I'll be going has been mocked to my face and behind my back, and I've felt intense heat over the request of giving you a third week's notice. Had this situation been handled better from the start, we could have spent the first week working toward my departure; instead, it's been wasted on all of this drama, which is why you need a third week from me in the first place.

The chief reason behind my quitting is that I tired of the constant exploitations of my desire to please you, my work ethic, and my passion for success. Your actions over the last week clearly demonstrate - in an extremely concise manner - why I chose to leave in the first place. I say this not to "get back at you" or anything of the like, but rather in hopes that you'll finally relent in your pressures because you realize that none of this was EVER debatable, despite how polite and respectful I have tried to be. I've learned a very valuable lesson, which is that rather than tip-toeing around your feelings to "preserve our relationship" - which is clearly already shot - I should have simply said "I quit" and gone home... because anything less was apparently not clear enough.

My last day is this coming Friday, March 9th. I strongly suggest that we put an end to this nonsense and you allow me the opportunity to transfer as much knowledge as possible to [person I've been training]. Every minute wasted on this is a minute I could spend helping her understand my responsibilities.

If, at any point, any of this - including this very conversation - is brought back up, I will walk.

If, at any point, I feel a shred of retaliation from you, the executive staff, or HR, I will walk.

I want, in writing TODAY, that I will be paid every minute of unused vacation and personal time, or I will walk.


I am a professional, and I am deeply disappointed that you have put me in a position where I have a less-than-professional conversation with someone who I once so respected.


[optional "Damn you, son.", depending on the mood]


Hah! I love it. This thread rocks. Be sure to follow up on what he tells you!

Edit: I agree with the six, why wait 'till Monday?
 

Greyd

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Yup, just end it. If you don't, the one week they are asking for will turn into two and so on. Use your work ethic at your new job and do well.:)
 

Stuxnet

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Originally posted by: sixone
Don't wait until Monday. It'll just gnaw on you all weekend.

Because it's something that I think should be done face to face and with HR in the room (even though "HR" is just one lady, and she's part of this executive "clique").

I have 80 hours of vacation and 40 hours of personal time on the line, and I need assurances that that time will be paid.

At first this was all somewhat entertaining, but I could get fscked real fast here and not even feel it until it's too late.
 

kranky

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I predict he's not going to give you written confirmation of your unused paid time off. But I still think you'll get the money. I have met imbeciles like your boss before and your excellent blow-by-blow descriptions of the discussions only reinforce my opinion. The problem with your request is he will not acquiece to taking orders from you. It's not in his personality. The conversation you related about him talking to the Team Lead clinched it.

He's a first-class manipulator, user and BSer. He throws out buzzwords and "management-speak" like a champ, but the motivation behind every word comes down to "How can I get <person> to give me/do for me what I want." He isn't relenting because he is used to getting his way and he's mad that he can't bully you no matter what he's tried. Good cop didn't work. Bad cop didn't work. The "my old pal" routine didn't work. "You owe me" didn't work. "We're in this together" didn't work.

People like him do not "take orders" from subordinates even when there's no reason not to, because he won't be able to stand knowing he was doing what you want and what you told him to.

I greatly look forward to hearing his reaction to your upcoming speech but I would add one thing: before you start, ask him to hear you out completely before he says anything. I bet he can't do it.

In a twisted way I wish you would change your mind... it's a shame this wonderful thread is drawing to a close. ;)