Also have a wildcard- one paper clip. Looking for Kevorkian-like painless death.
Is the room a couple floors up? Scream like a madman and throw yourself through the window.
Stuck in bankruptcy court training class. Battery on my droid is near death. Stuck here at least a few more hours and facing the reality of no internet.
I have a pen, a 19" monitor, some paper, a tie, and an apple. Please help me end it all ATOT.
yeah wasn't there a lawyer that died like that?
Garry Hoy (1955 – 9 July 1993) was a lawyer for the law firm of Holden Day Wilson in Toronto. He is best known for the circumstances of his death; in an attempt to prove to a group of his partners at the firm that the glass in the Toronto-Dominion Centre was unbreakable, he threw himself through a glass wall on the 24th story and fell to his death after the window frame gave way.
You have a 19" monitor that isn't connected to a computer?
strangle somebody with your tie, you'll probably get shot.
i believe that's called autoerotic asphyxiation.Autoerotic masturbation, with the assistance of the tie, and the last vestiges of the Droid's battery life for inspirational material.
auto-erotic asphyxiation?
Edit: bah, someone beat me to it.