[UPDATE - I DID IT] need suicide options

[Jeeebus]

are they teaching you bankruptcy ECF?

Unfortunately, yes. SD Fla doesn't particularly care that i've been doing this for 7 years.

 

[gaidensensei]

File your pen tip so that it fits the screws of your monitor. Disassemble the monitor assembly. Locate white and red wires, yank out and twist them together.

Bend and use your paperclip to remove the hex screws on the droid, find the PCB and the m-usb conduit. Twist wires on, use bits of scrap paper and tie them to hold it in place, leaving you able to charge the droid. Approach 100% charge with the droid.

While doing this, observe and retrieve circuitry you may find useful on the monitor panel. Create bomb class device, with your remaining paperclip as the trigger mechanism.

Set it aside while going to the public restroom. As you mentally countdown the timer, consume your apple. Exit the building once device has set off and people are panicking.

 

[ElFenix]

Unfortunately, yes. SD Fla doesn't particularly care that i've been doing this for 7 years.

i could use a short training course for each district here in texas. they're each different enough to be annoying. some want orders in pdf, some want orders in word through the filing system, and i did one a couple weeks ago where i had to email the order to the court deputy.

 

[punjabiplaya]

just channel your inner

 

[nanette1985]

Wait until it's almost done and everybody is desperate to leave. Then say, you didn't quite get it and insist that the ENTIRE session to be restarted. Your classmates will kill you.

 

[Printer Bandit]

this thread will be admitted into court evidence.

 

[mrjminer]

I don't know if you could get a "Kevorkian" style suicide with those materials. Everything you have there is probably going to cause some sort of pain or discomfort. The only way I could see you avoiding that is if you can somehow build a gun.

I would eat the apple, then use the paperclip to sharpen the core to a point. Then, I would use the components of the monitor to build a gun, and load in the apple core bullet. Put it next to my head, then pull the paper clip trigger. That's the most painless way you could do it, but you might have problems with the building a gun out of the monitor part.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

tied one end of the tie around the monitor, the other around your neck. Then throw the monitor out a window.

It would have to be a CRT.

 

[Stifko]

if you need some theme music:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FldZeCuYZ0A

 

[Spikesoldier]

start > run > sol.exe

 

[illusion88]

break pen in such a fashion that it creates a point (those clear papermate pens do this nicely, the solid white bic pens do not). Use shiv to stab throat. Might have to do multiple stabbings, as the opening is going to be small.

Take chair you are sitting on and break the nearest glass. Take body and jump so you land with your stomach or chest on the upward facing broken glass. Hope it's enough to kill you.

 

[Jeeebus]

*UPDATE*

Threw myself out the window. Realized I was on the first floor and felt somewhat embarrassed.

Then I choked on an apple seed.

I died at 12:26pm.

 

[TecHNooB]

*UPDATE*

Threw myself out the window. Realized I was on the first floor and felt somewhat embarrassed.

Then I choked on an apple seed.

I died at 12:26pm.

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[BoomerD]

*UPDATE*

Threw myself out the window. Realized I was on the first floor and felt somewhat embarrassed.

Then I choked on an apple seed.

I died at 12:26pm.

That certainly assplains the stench...

 

[Texashiker]

I died at 12:26pm.

What took you so long? It was a couple of hours between the time this thread was started and to when the deed was done.

Are you always this slow about stuff? As an American, I expect instant results.

I could have stood in direct sunlight and died of heat stroke faster then you.

 

[ElFenix]

*UPDATE*

Threw myself out the window. Realized I was on the first floor and felt somewhat embarrassed.

Then I choked on an apple seed.

I died at 12:26pm.

you already died once on this forum

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=306808

 

[Jeeebus]

you already died once on this forum

I always come back (usually at or around three days later)

 

[Texashiker]

you already died once on this forum

That makes him a zombie.

The only way to kill a zombie is to destroy the brain or remove the head.

There was nothing mentioned in the OP about him being a zombie.