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Unofficial ATOT brag thread

Terzo

Terzo

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Regale us with tales of the most badass feat you've performed. Maybe you lifted a car off pinned person. Perhaps you're a doctor and managed to save someone with an extremely difficult operation. Or you could have run a 4.3 40. You might have made a research breakthrough in nuclear engineering, sold a board on a presentation you pulled out of your ass, or rebuilt a 1966 GT 40.
From friends who are models to punching whales and being fed burritos by Jessica Alba before making sweet love, it's all good.

I'd start out, but honestly I think it's an accomplishment I manage to put on my pants and go to work in the morning. The closest to badass I've ever been is probably when I was a kid riding my bike downhill. I foolishly waved to some friends while braking; go figure I lifted the hand holding down the rear brake. I almost did a 360 flip. Alas, I wiped out and we all had a good laugh after I wasn't dead.

No need to be humble. You've come here to brag.
 
I beat the snot out of a couple punk high school aged skater kids after one spit in my face while I was riding my bike through a forest preserve.
 
[Ellis voice] Well this one time me and some friends were playin Halo I was caught in the open at the bottom of this hill and these three guys come out of nowhere with guns blazin. So I started backing up, threw a sticky on the guy in the middle, and just kept runnin. The two guys on the sides dodged toward the middle one and I walked away with an instant triple kill and my virtual life.

This one other time in a free for all match I died while throwing the grenade that killed this guy that jumped me, and then I went on a killing spree and won the match. I killed 24 guys in that second life, but because the first was from the grave it counted on the second one and I had a 25 kill streak. [/Ellis voice]
 
ADDAvenger said:
[Ellis voice] Well this one time me and some friends were playin Halo I was caught in the open at the bottom of this hill and these three guys come out of nowhere with guns blazin. So I started backing up, threw a sticky on the guy in the middle, and just kept runnin. The two guys on the sides dodged toward the middle one and I walked away with an instant triple kill and my virtual life.

This one other time in a free for all match I died while throwing the grenade that killed this guy that jumped me, and then I went on a killing spree and won the match. I killed 24 guys in that second life, but because the first was from the grave it counted on the second one and I had a 25 kill streak. [/Ellis voice]
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I got my first Monster Kill in UT2k4 last night that didn't involve a deemer :^D
 
Me and a couple of my skater friends beat the snot out of a little kid riding his Huffy through a forest preserve.

😉
 
this was like 3 days before her and i had sex... was over at her house, her two roomies, and her one roomies bf...

she wouldnt give it up, so i said "okay ill go fuck your roomate"

she said "okay"

i went, and did it...
 
oldsmoboat said:
Even if he didn't, he still knows what his buddies dick tastes like.
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