Unofficial ATOT brag thread

[Crono]

Kittens don't count.

Don't you know? amdhunter is the racist version of Dexter Morgan.

He dumps his black victims in the Hudson after...uh... "playing" with them D:

 

[Ika]

I make 800 billion dollars a year and have a 12 foot penis. Retractable, of course. Because who would want a 12 foot penis hanging out all the time?