Unofficial ATOT brag thread

[Terzo]

Regale us with tales of the most badass feat you've performed. Maybe you lifted a car off pinned person. Perhaps you're a doctor and managed to save someone with an extremely difficult operation. Or you could have run a 4.3 40. You might have made a research breakthrough in nuclear engineering, sold a board on a presentation you pulled out of your ass, or rebuilt a 1966 GT 40.
From friends who are models to punching whales and being fed burritos by Jessica Alba before making sweet love, it's all good.

I'd start out, but honestly I think it's an accomplishment I manage to put on my pants and go to work in the morning. The closest to badass I've ever been is probably when I was a kid riding my bike downhill. I foolishly waved to some friends while braking; go figure I lifted the hand holding down the rear brake. I almost did a 360 flip. Alas, I wiped out and we all had a good laugh after I wasn't dead.

No need to be humble. You've come here to brag.

 

[PricklyPete]

Only a moron would post a feat in this thread. Anything posted will be torn to shreds even if you're Jesus himself.

 

[shortylickens]

WTF? I dont see any bras?

ASSHOLE!!

 

[amdhunter]

I've killed many and gotten away with it.

 

[nick1985]

I beat the snot out of a couple punk high school aged skater kids after one spit in my face while I was riding my bike through a forest preserve.

 

[PhoKingGuy]

Everyone here has a better life than TrideniforgothowtospellhisusernameT

 

[lxskllr]

I'm drawing a blank. I've had a fairly uneventful life. Nothing really worth mentioning anyway.

 

[OCGuy]

I have an extremely large penis.......





in my dresser drawer. It takes AAs.

 

[Terzo]

WTF? I dont see any bras?

ASSHOLE!!

It appears your are confused good sir. The brassiere covers the breasts, not dat ass.

 

[Ruptga]

[Ellis voice] Well this one time me and some friends were playin Halo I was caught in the open at the bottom of this hill and these three guys come out of nowhere with guns blazin. So I started backing up, threw a sticky on the guy in the middle, and just kept runnin. The two guys on the sides dodged toward the middle one and I walked away with an instant triple kill and my virtual life.

This one other time in a free for all match I died while throwing the grenade that killed this guy that jumped me, and then I went on a killing spree and won the match. I killed 24 guys in that second life, but because the first was from the grave it counted on the second one and I had a 25 kill streak. [/Ellis voice]

 

[lxskllr]

[Ellis voice] Well this one time me and some friends were playin Halo I was caught in the open at the bottom of this hill and these three guys come out of nowhere with guns blazin. So I started backing up, threw a sticky on the guy in the middle, and just kept runnin. The two guys on the sides dodged toward the middle one and I walked away with an instant triple kill and my virtual life.

This one other time in a free for all match I died while throwing the grenade that killed this guy that jumped me, and then I went on a killing spree and won the match. I killed 24 guys in that second life, but because the first was from the grave it counted on the second one and I had a 25 kill streak. [/Ellis voice]

I got my first Monster Kill in UT2k4 last night that didn't involve a deemer :^D

 

[Wyndru]

Me and a couple of my skater friends beat the snot out of a little kid riding his Huffy through a forest preserve.

 

[nick1985]

Me and a couple of my skater friends beat the snot out of a little kid riding his Huffy through a forest preserve.

rofl. Are you the pussy who spit on me that is now missing teeth, or his pussbag wind-sucking friend?

 

[olds]

I've killed many and gotten away with it.

Kittens don't count.

 

[nick1985]

Kittens don't count.

I assumed he was talking about mirrors

 

[InflatableBuddha]

When I was 25, my buddy and I picked up a 34 year old hottie at a bar, took her back to my place and spit-roasted her. Twice.

 

[OCGuy]

I assumed he was talking about mirrors

I assumed he was talking about opportunities for sexual interaction with members of the opposite sex.

 

[olds]

When I was 25, my buddy and I picked up a 34 year old hottie at a bar, took her back to my place and spit-roasted her. Twice.

That's just fucking gross. One too many sets of balls.

 

[amdhunter]

I assumed he was talking about opportunities for sexual interaction with members of the opposite sex.

Same Sex bro. Same sex... ^_^

 

[InflatableBuddha]

That's just fucking gross. One too many sets of balls.

For the record, no swords crossed, and no balls touched. I don't see a problem.

 

[JulesMaximus]

When I was 25, my buddy and I picked up a 34 year old hottie at a bar, took her back to my place and spit-roasted her. Twice.

Did you get any strange loads on you?

 

[MikeMike]

this was like 3 days before her and i had sex... was over at her house, her two roomies, and her one roomies bf...

she wouldnt give it up, so i said "okay ill go fuck your roomate"

she said "okay"

i went, and did it...

 

[InflatableBuddha]

Did you get any strange loads on you?

You must mean the beer she spilled on me :hmm:

 

[olds]

Did you get any strange loads on you?

Even if he didn't, he still knows what his buddies dick tastes like.

 

[shortylickens]

Even if he didn't, he still knows what his buddies dick tastes like.