Understanding Lesbianism

[akahoovy]

Everyone has that moment when they open their gf's drawer of dicks and discover equipment that would shame a rhinoceros. You're never quite sure how to react to it: yeah, it means you're inadequate, but it also means Ron Jeremy with a coffee can implant would also be inadequate.

You may not be sure how to react to it, but you're pretty damn sure you don't want to go with her idea and let her try it on you.

 

[akahoovy]

As a strong, proud woman of color (white's a color, right?), I, too, am incensed.

That's the first time you've made me laugh. :sneaky:

 

[manimal]

I think dari now should be moved to the top of the atot list of who's who among those who are going insane and need medication.

 

[Blackjack200]

You may not be sure how to react to it, but you're pretty damn sure you don't want to go with her idea and let her try it on you.

Speak for yourself.

 

[akahoovy]

Speak for yourself.

Alright, well I was pretty damn sure. The rest of you are freaks!

 

[Gunbuster]

Not sure if troll thread.

Pulling up a chair to watch.

 

[destrekor]

Daring to toast bread.

:awe:

 

[mikeymikec]

I'm wondering whether Dari thinks that if he failed a challenge of being blindfolded and having a woman or a guy bring him off (hand or mouth) and not being able to tell the difference would make him gay.

A woman wants a phallic object in her and calls herself a lesbian! Pah! What a fake! </sarcasm>

 

[Ruptga]

I'm wondering whether Dari thinks that if he failed a challenge of being blindfolded and having a woman or a guy bring him off (hand or mouth) and not being able to tell the difference would make him gay.

Hang on, are you saying I came out to my family for nothing?

 

[zinfamous]

That is one of the dumbest OPs I have ever read.

 

[zinfamous]

Every woman's G-spot is way up in there no matter what her sexual orientation.

except, this apparently doesn't exist (new data).

 

[SlitheryDee]

I understand lesbianism. Seems pretty simple actually.

 

[mikeymikec]

Hang on, are you saying I came out to my family for nothing?

If your entire sexual repertoire is as I described, then probably.

 

[Oyeve]

All women a lesbians. They all have the potential to be lesbian or have a lesbian experience even if not full on lesbian. I asked many women over the years if they would rather see two men get it on or two woman get it on and they have all answered two woman.

When I die I want to come back as a hot lesbian. 🙂

 

[blackangst1]

Thead title: Understanding Lesbianism

My comment: you dont.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

The OP understands lesbians in much the same way listening to a 2 Live Crew album makes you an expert on black culture or eating at Panda Express offers an appreciation for the expansion of infrastructure during the Ming Dynasty.

 

[JulesMaximus]

He's got a point. 😀

She, on the other hand, has no points... and one serious camel toe. 😀

 

[SlickSnake]

poasting in a dari thread

Roasting Dari in a thread.

FIFY

 

[SlickSnake]

It was a long time ago but she had several and one had 2 heads. That one was at least two feet. Others were regular.

I'm still waiting to hear you admit you tried them all out, multiple times, and posted pics of it online somewhere like Craig's list to try to get the real thing.

 

[SlickSnake]

But I did. Two Filipinos and one Japanese girl. After living for four years in a dorm with guys that fart, were loud and do all sort of nasty shit, I wanted to live with a bunch of women who were clean and orderly. I got what I wanted. Furthermore, the Filipinos always had parties and karaoke, which brought easy women.

This is the Japanese girl that lived with us...

http://nymphoto.blogspot.com/2009/02/conversation-with-kanako-sasaki.html

I don't consider leaving a lot of dirty, hairy dildos under a bed clean and orderly, but there you go. At least you didn't find them in the dishwasher with all the dishes and glasses I guess.

 

[SlickSnake]

As a lesbian trapped in a mans body I take offense to this post.

As a foaming rabid dog trapped in Dari's body who wants to eat juicy pussy cats, he secretly concurs with your post.

 

[Miramonti]

Some people should be forbidden from telling stories about themselves. 😉

 

[SlickSnake]

Chicks are hot, Dudes are not.

If that was true, then you would likely never get any, except out of pitty or desperation. Like if you were the only ugly guy on a deserted island or something.

 

[SlickSnake]

Lesbians are easy to understand, they like what I like. :\

Other lesbians? So if you are male, that leaves you up a creek without a paddle then. Unless you are Bruce Jenner in transition.

 

[SagaLore]

As a lesbian trapped in a mans body I take offense to this post.

There you go Dari, try and attempt to turn him...uh, her.