THIS IMPORTANT CRIME ALERT JUST IN!
SOMEONE REPORTED THAT SOMEONE ELSE MIGHT HAVE DONE SOMETHING BAD TO THEM, AND THE POPO DESPERATELY NEEDS THE PUBLIC'S HELP IN IDENTIFYING AND CATCHING THE NAUGHTY PERP!
THEY MIGHT HAVE HAD SHOES AND CLOTHING ON, AND MAYBE A HAT, AND THEY MIGHT EVEN BE CARRYING SOMETHING IN THEIR HANDS OR POCKETS. SO ANYONE SEEING SOMEONE WHO RESEMBLES THIS DESCRIPTION NEEDS TO REPORT THIS ASAP SO WE CAN CATCH THIS PERP BEFORE THEY STRIKE AGAIN!
HERE IS THE PHOTO TAKEN SECONDS BEFORE THE ALLEGED CRIME WAS COMMITTED!
AND HERE IS THE POPO's GRAPHIC ARTISTS INTERPRETATION OF THE PERP FROM SOMEONE ELSE'S EYE WITNESS DESCRIPTION!
AND HERE IS A MORE DETAILED DRAWING FROM SOMEONE ELSE WHO MIGHT HAVE SEEN THIS DANGEROUS PERP BEFORE HE DID SOMETHING!