Folks, with the thought in mind that absolutely no one can be that insane and still manage to become POTUS, I am giving Trump the benefit of the doubt and reason that he is merely putting on an act, a diversion of sorts, while behind closed doors he is making yuge deals with his fellow oligarchs in Russia, Iran, China and their lapdog state the DPRK where he will "Make America Great Again" like he promised. And not only that, he is actually playing Putin for a fool by selling him real estate that Putin already owns through his laundering schemes. Further still, Trump is........OK, OK, OK, I tried to give the guy a break by trying to think as he does, so before posting this up, I smacked myself upside the head really hard with a 3 lb. ball peen hammer a few times and then ran full speed headfirst into the streetlight pole in front of my house for good measure and alleviated the pain with a quart of really good locally brewed hooch. You know, to really get a good feel for what the inside of Trump's head is like.
Damned if i didn't think right then and there that Putin was an upstanding kind of guy with not a single evil thought in his head, and that every American is a sucker waiting to have their wallets picked clean by me AND loved me for doing it to them. Not only that, I thought I could run for president as a gag, a publicity stunt as it were, and have a really good laugh over it after all was said and done. For the few seconds that I was reeling and cross-eyed looking at all the stars floating around in front of me and just before I blacked out I had a vision that good 'ol what's-his-face from Iwalk, errr....Iran, yeh, anyway you know that guy with the silk bee hive on his head? He was gonna open the doors of his country to me and give me first crack at building a yuuuge golf course/hotel complex right smack dab outside of his palace right after I got done being president.
See? Anybody can think exactly like Trump if you'd just care to do what I did to really understand the guy.