I just realized tonight...
I want Deflate-Gate to be real because it would make it such a perfect end to an absolutely wretched season filled with so much shit (concussion revelations, Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson, but mostly the concussion situation... being in Chicago, watching a team not give a shit about playing the game, close proximity to Detroit watching Suh violently going after QB heads, standing on Rogers ankle - no suspension for any of them) that it's getting more and more embarrassing to set time aside to watch games (of which I've watched by far the fewest number of games this season than any year since probably 10 years ago when in college without tv service). This all would be much easier for this to be that moment to kick the football addiction.
I'm not interested in the Super Bowl, I'm not interested in the commercials.