Three reasons why ATI pwns Nvidia...

[MegaWorks]

LOL! funny thread.

 

[Jeff7181]

nVidia is better because ATI added an XT suffix on their cards to denote better performance, and nvidia added the XT suffix to denote lower performance. FX5900XT. Since nVidia holds more marketshare, they win, and XT is teh suxxors.

nVidia is better because Dawn's leaves can be removed with a simple mod... AND she's anatomically correct. I've yet to see any nudes of Ruby... fekkin tease.

Finally, nVidia is better because if you have an nVidia card you can play a game "The Way it's Meant to be Played."

 

[GOREGRINDER]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
I've yet to see any nudes of Ruby... fekkin tease.

i dunno,... with all that testosterone shes flaunting,....you may not like what shes a sportin down there if you get my meanin ,.... im convinced ruby is a shemale just lookin for some ati fanboy lovin

 

[Jeff7181]

Originally posted by: GOREGRINDER

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
I've yet to see any nudes of Ruby... fekkin tease.

i dunno,... with all that testosterone shes flaunting,....you may not like what shes a sportin down there if you get my meanin ,.... im convinced ruby is a shemale just lookin for some ati fanboy lovin

LOL

 

[Marcdaddy]

1. ATI = Having to wait longer then your High Scholl girlfriend finally giving you sum, that was a long wait

2. Nvidia = Overpriced respun of its own technology and the best shimmering effect then any movie studio could reproduce.. Excluding ILM

3. Canada = does suck last time i officially checked since they are building a statue to honor guy from the states that went AWOL from the Marines and ran up north and is afraid to come home.

 

[gtx4u]

It's GayExpendition-Force graphic cards loL vs Radeon that some what represents RADON: A colorless, radioactive, inert gaseous element formed by the radioactive decay of radium. It is used as a radiation source in radiotherapy and to produce neutrons for research. Its most stable isotope is Rn 222 with a half-life of 3.82 days.

 

[gtx4u]

r vs g

 

[gtx4u]

iz r520 vs g80 r is alphabetically located higher than g therefore r wins. sorry pwned

 

[GOREGRINDER]

Originally posted by: gtx4u
a half-life of 3.82 days.

yeah thats about right for how long it takes to realize you f^ked up buyin ATI

coincidently,...that's also ATI's "new and improved" warranty for X1800's


hmmm,.on the same note,..thats also a half life of a woman's menstraul cycle,....coincidence?,..i think NOT!
ATI.........strong enough for a man,.....but made for a woman

 

[Shamrock]

Originally posted by: GOREGRINDER

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
I've yet to see any nudes of Ruby... fekkin tease.

i dunno,... with all that testosterone shes flaunting,....you may not like what shes a sportin down there if you get my meanin ,.... im convinced ruby is a shemale just lookin for some ati fanboy lovin

Look what I wrote above.

All while totin' around her "package" eh?

sure it isnt a guy with a chest augmentation?

 

[imported_michaelpatrick33]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
nVidia is better because ATI added an XT suffix on their cards to denote better performance, and nvidia added the XT suffix to denote lower performance. FX5900XT. Since nVidia holds more marketshare, they win, and XT is teh suxxors.

nVidia is better because Dawn's leaves can be removed with a simple mod... AND she's anatomically correct. I've yet to see any nudes of Ruby... fekkin tease.

Finally, nVidia is better because if you have an nVidia card you can play a game "The Way it's Meant to be Played."

Execpt for the fact ATI has a larger marketshare you are mostly right except where you're wrong.

You are all wrong. Intel is "DOMINATING"
Number 1 reason Intel dominates all of your silicon hookers is ...

Intel's blue man group. The other blue meat. I am too sexy for my blue paint. I am too sexy for my bald head. I am too sexy for my commercials. Soooo sexy it hurts.

 

[bay]

ati is so much better than nV based on the fact ati sucks at opengl thus I don't even have the opportunity to play sh8tty games like d3! ATI RULES

 

[imported_michaelpatrick33]

Originally posted by: bay
ati is so much better than nV based on the fact ati sucks at opengl thus I don't even have the opportunity to play sh8tty games like d3! ATI RULES

Except for the fact that the new sucky ATI drivers boost OpenGl so much that now they suck more than Nvidia sometimes which is why I stated the already known truth that Inte EXTREME graphics dominates!

 

[PrayForDeath]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Finally, nVidia is better because if you have an nVidia card you can play a game "The Way it's Meant to be Played."

But without ATI, you can't "Get in the Game"!

Let's play the numbers game:

1-800-GeForce
1-800-Radeon

GeForce: 4336723
Radeon: 723366
--------------------
GeForce > Radeon

If you were to add the numbers:


GeForce: 4+3+3+6+7+2+3= 28
Radeon: 7+2+3+3+6+6= 27
--------------------------------------
GeForce > Radeon (very close)



----> GeForce = W1nnar!!

 

[GOREGRINDER]

Originally posted by: PrayForDeath

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Finally, nVidia is better because if you have an nVidia card you can play a game "The Way it's Meant to be Played."

But without ATI, you can't "Get in the Game"!

Let's play the numbers game:

1-800-GeForce
1-800-Radeon

GeForce: 4336723
Radeon: 723366
--------------------
GeForce > Radeon

If you were to add the numbers:


GeForce: 4+3+3+6+7+2+3= 28
Radeon: 7+2+3+3+6+6= 27
--------------------------------------
GeForce > Radeon (very close)



----> GeForce = W1nnar!!

wow,...how can you argue with THAT?

 

[Nirach]

Originally posted by: GOREGRINDER

Originally posted by: PrayForDeath

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Finally, nVidia is better because if you have an nVidia card you can play a game "The Way it's Meant to be Played."

But without ATI, you can't "Get in the Game"!

Let's play the numbers game:

1-800-GeForce
1-800-Radeon

GeForce: 4336723
Radeon: 723366
--------------------
GeForce > Radeon

If you were to add the numbers:


GeForce: 4+3+3+6+7+2+3= 28
Radeon: 7+2+3+3+6+6= 27
--------------------------------------
GeForce > Radeon (very close)



----> GeForce = W1nnar!!

wow,...how can you argue with THAT?

Hmm.. Perhaps..


SHUT UP, THAT'S WHY!



Also. Radeon is a cooler name. Obviously making the card superior

 

[dug777]

wow, this thread really took off :Q

 

[A554SS1N]

Originally posted by: GOREGRINDER

Originally posted by: PrayForDeath

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
Finally, nVidia is better because if you have an nVidia card you can play a game "The Way it's Meant to be Played."

But without ATI, you can't "Get in the Game"!

Let's play the numbers game:

1-800-GeForce
1-800-Radeon

GeForce: 4336723
Radeon: 723366
--------------------
GeForce > Radeon

If you were to add the numbers:


GeForce: 4+3+3+6+7+2+3= 28
Radeon: 7+2+3+3+6+6= 27
--------------------------------------
GeForce > Radeon (very close)



----> GeForce = W1nnar!!

wow,...how can you argue with THAT?

Well, the Title is ATI owns NVidia - not their brand names.

So ATI Technologies [2+8+4+8+3+2+4+6+6+5+6+4+4+3+7] = 70
> than
NVidia [6+8+4+3+4+2] = 27

Ok, I'm just being silly now.

 

[Duvie]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: Lonyo
Don't forget: They're Canadian.

Hence the superior Red!

Yeah red for the socialist....

 

[2kfire]

1. Ferraris are red. ATI is red. Point: ATI
2. Red apples>Green apples. Point: ATI
3. Grass is green. Point: Tie

Total: ATI 3 Nvidia 1
ATI wins

 

[deepred98]

nvidia better because i have one

 

[airborne82nd]

Good read. That was fun!

 

[Powermoloch]

ATi = Nvidia

since I own 2 awesome cards (6600 and X850XTAGP) my babies

 

[Sc4freak]

Nvidia -> Green -> Grass -> Plant -> Living -> Water -> Wet -> Cold -> Antarctica -> Penguin -> Fish -> Swim -> Drown -> Death -> Heaven -> Hell -> Devil

Therefore, Nvidia = Devil.

 

[2kfire]

Originally posted by: Sc4freak
Nvidia -> Green -> Grass -> Plant -> Living -> Water -> Wet -> Cold -> Antarctica -> Penguin -> Fish -> Swim -> Drown -> Death -> Heaven -> Hell -> Devil

Therefore, Nvidia = Devil.

Ahh, in that case:
1. Ferraris are red. ATI is red. Point: ATI
2. Red apples>Green apples. Point: ATI
3. Grass is green. Nvidia -> Green -> Grass -> Plant -> Living -> Water -> Wet -> Cold -> Antarctica -> Penguin -> Fish -> Swim -> Drown -> Death -> Heaven -> Hell -> Devil. Point: ATI

Total: ATI 3 Nvidia 0
ATI wins by a larger margin!