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Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason ;)

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusiastic discourse is encouraged :D


heh ruby is a hoe bag..........Nalu just needs legs thats all. Nalu = teh hotness Ruby = from teh amsterdam shop window

tho nvidias new chick looks like a plastic surgery gone wrong
 

HamburgerBoy

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I still say that my Kyro II is enough reason to say that both nVidia and ATi lose in the grand scheme of things. :D
 

fliguy84

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Originally posted by: dug777
2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

Dawn+Nalu+Luna >> Ruby

Every girl for every single of your dirty fantasy

Dawn: Elf/Fairy
Nalu: Mermaid
Luna: Err... Asian?

On the other hand

Ruby: Typical modern-look girl

:D

 

Zstream

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Originally posted by: fliguy84
Originally posted by: dug777
2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

Dusk+Nalu+Luna >> Ruby

Every girl for every single of your dirty fantasy

Dusk: Elf/Fairy
Nalu: Mermaid
Luna: Err... Asian?

Where else

Ruby: Typical modern-look girl

:)


perv
 

CheesePoofs

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Originally posted by: MDE
Originally posted by: Tanclearas
1. Company Name. ATI is fewer letters to type, and much easier to spell.

2. CEO Name. Dave Orton not only rhymes with a name with a popular donut franchise, it's also a lot easier to pronounce.

3. Brand Name. GeForce?! Is it "Gee-Force", "G-E-Force", "Geh-Force"...? Radeon. Simple. "Ray-Dee-On".

:p

Editted to correct CEO name! :p

Ray-dee-on or rad-ee-on? Hmm...

One reason Nvidia "pwns" ATI for me- Digital Vibrance.

or ray-don (like the element)? I'm so confused :(
 

Sunrise089

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ATI is better:

1) Numerically higher cards - 9700 vs 5700 = 4000 point difference. X850 vs 6800 (X is understood to mean '10,000') = 4050 point difference. X1800 vs 7800 = 94,000 point difference.

2) There are like 57 difference types of X800 and X850 series cards. nVidia has what, like 7 cards in the 6000 series? What about all the other ATI cards? That's right - nVidia has NOTHING....they must know they can't compete.

3) ATI knows how to work an audience - they knew people were excited about the R520, so they kept the excitement up for literally months past when we thought it would be released. nVidia doesn't know how to do that: just when people are starting to get excited about a part, they go out and make it widely available to purchase, killing all measure of suspense.
 

tfcmasta97

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Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason ;)

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusiastic discourse is encouraged :D

hey, i loved my Mx440

BIZZATCH!

:p it ran CS1.1 way better than my 16mb VANTA LT


BRRRRRRAAAP
 

Fenuxx

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NVIDIA is better cuz:

1.) They have Doom3, and Quake4
2.) Dawn\Dusk are WAYY hotter than that slutty-looking Ruby
3.) They have the only leaf-blower\videocard in history: the GeForce FX 5800 Ultra

:D :D :D :D :p :p :p :p
 

swatX

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Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason ;)

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusiastic discourse is encouraged :D

i would hit on a Hot looking girl ( Nalu) than a girl thats on steriods killing people.

 

dug777

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Originally posted by: swatX
Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason ;)

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusiastic discourse is encouraged :D

i would hit on a Hot looking girl ( Nalu) than a girl thats on steriods killing people.

indeed, i kinda meant in terms of kicking ass in the OP ;) I note nobody has mentioned Dr.Timbury :laugh: hit on him too would ya?
 

Shamrock

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Originally posted by: dug777

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

All while totin' around her "package" eh? :laugh:

sure it isnt a guy with a chest augmentation? :p
 

Munky

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Ati and Nvidia are both lame compared to Voodoo. It just sounds so much cooler.
 

Keysplayr

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Originally posted by: Hacp
Originally posted by: dug777
1. Colour. Red is more vibrant, powerful and exciting than green. Ever heard the phrase 'green-blooded man'? I think not, and for good reason ;)

2. Ruby. Ruby could take on Dawn, Timbury Entonin Mudgett and Nalu with one hand down her skin tight RED pants...:shocked:

3. The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this :|


I hope you've all seen the error of your ways (even you Rollo), all responses are to be laid out in a similar fashion to my post, and refreshingly 'spirited' and enthusisatic discourse is encouraged :D


I had an MX420.

I still do. But it's in my server :)

Green - the color of prosperity ;)
Red - Da Debbil!!!! :D

Ruby - If I was an animated character and had a few shots of electrons, maybe. :evil:

 

jiffylube1024

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Originally posted by: Cygnus X1
Originally posted by: Lonyo
Don't forget: They're Canadian.

That's a minus:disgust:

Did you really need to use the "disgust" emoticon when referring to Canadians? The frown or wink wasn't good enough? What exactly do you find so bad about those attractive Canadian devils?
 

GOREGRINDER

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voodoo(3dfx) was taken over by nvidia,.. where do you think nvidia opengl technology came from? voodoo has lived on,...(wish they would give thier high end cards the Voodoo name,would be great marketing imo(GeForce VooDoo Ultra,GeForce VooDoo GT)

the green machine,..the hulk of video cards(nvidia SMASH!! grr!!),..the green goblin of the pci-e slot,..swamp thing from down under the cpu,...the mt dew of graphics,..the,....eh i got nothin else :(

 

Genx87

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The GF4 MX. Millions of people around the world have suffered at the hands of this achingly slow and wildly misleadingly named piece of grahics hardware. We shall not forgot this

Ahem 9800 SE