Originally posted by: Born2bwire
Originally posted by: Mr Pickles
Originally posted by: loup garou
Originally posted by: Dirigible
Shut your pie-holes, pie-voters. It is cake because it is cake.
Just as a tomato is a vegetable despite its fruit-like actual qualities, a cheesecake is a cake despite its pie-like actual qualities. Don't make the U.S. Supreme Court come in here and give you a smackdown!
what the fuck?
A tomato isn't a vegetable, and cheesecake is pie.
OMFG...
The tomato is a berry (fruit) and cheesecake is pie.
Not according to the U.S. Supreme Court, which ruled tomatoes
are vegetables. From wiki (but accurate): "The U.S. Supreme Court settled the controversy in 1893 by declaring that the tomato is a vegetable." (Sure, it's a selective quote out of context. Shut up. Dammit. SHUT UP!!!)
You people take your "facts" and "science" and "logical arguments" and stuff 'em up your nose. I hate you!! You're in league with my wife in an attempt to deprive me of my cheesecake birthday cake!
Every year, it goes like this:
Me: I want cheesecake for my birthday.
Her: you can't, it's not a cake.
Me: It is too. Cheese
cake. (Start to cry.)
Her: Fine, you big baby.
Now what'll happen? She'll dredge up this thread, say, "See, it's not cake," and
I won't get my tasty birthday treat!!!
I HATE ALL YOU HORRIBLE "CHEESECAKE IS PIE" PEOPLE!!! YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111OBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!