This needs to be settled, once and for all.

[glutenberg]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i voted pie

simply because the cheesecake we had on the weekend was cut into pie-slices. no other reason.

so delicious

You don't cut your cake into slices?

 

[nakedfrog]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i voted pie

simply because the cheesecake we had on the weekend was cut into pie-slices. no other reason.

so delicious

What if they'd been cut into trapezoids?!?

 

[cherrytwist]

Cheescake (Total Votes: 117)
Cake
58 votes 49.57 (%)
Pie
59 votes 50.43 (%)

edit: This thread solves nothing!

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: glutenberg

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i voted pie

simply because the cheesecake we had on the weekend was cut into pie-slices. no other reason.

so delicious

You don't cut your cake into slices?

it was a round cheesecake. i suppose i could have squared it up and cut square peices... damn i'm lazy!

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
What if they'd been cut into trapezoids?!?

i'd have a brain aneurysm?

 

[randay]

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: SunnyD

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: IcebergSlim

Originally posted by: Mr Pickles

Originally posted by: LuckyTaxi

Originally posted by: Marlin1975

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX

Originally posted by: Gnrslash4life
Cake is in the name. End of story.

Is oralsex... sex?

oooooh ... he has a good point.

Is buttsecks sex?

are hamburgers made of ham?

Chicken fried steak...

Chicken fried chicken!

HOT DOGS

\thread

WEINERS

 

[Captante]

Pie.

 

[meltdown75]

there had better be some damn vacations for that mess. ie. nef-tree

I DEMAND EQUALITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: biggestmuff
You 'cake' people are wrong.

Exhibit A: Alton Brown

Alton Brown is entertaining and does good things explaining what's going on in cooking stuff, but he's also a crackpot.

What makes him a crackpot?

His crackpot ideas, of course!

Alton Brown: I hate unitaskers! (Pulls out a unitasker.) This is not a unitasker because (some BS reason).

Alton Brown: Here's a really easy way to do something, anyone can do it no matter how busy. (Starts some long involved process that 99% of people would never go through the trouble to do.)

Alton Brown: Here's something kids will love. (Makes something no kid would touch with a 10-foot pole.)

Plus, he has unsound ideas on cheese grating. I mean, please. You can't get good leverage when using a four-sided grater, and his little cheese collection container at the bottom of his grater is way too small. You need a planar grater if you're grating by hand and want efficiency.

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
You're throwing this whole debate into a tizzy! Neither cake nor pie, what then are we to call it?

I was already in a tizzy before Bryophyte's post.

I'm not seeing it.

 

[jonks]

We need ben affleck, he was almost able to solve the animal cracker vs cookie conundrum. Of course he had liv tylers body as a prop.

 

[newb111]

Originally posted by: sirjonk
We need ben affleck, he was almost able to solve the animal cracker vs cookie conundrum. Of course he had liv tylers body as a prop.

Sounds like I missed something amazing.

P.S.
CAKE!

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: Born2bwire


What makes him a crackpot?

His crackpot ideas, of course!

Alton Brown: I hate unitaskers! (Pulls out a unitasker.) This is not a unitasker because (some BS reason).

Alton Brown: Here's a really easy way to do something, anyone can do it no matter how busy. (Starts some long involved process that 99% of people would never go through the trouble to do.)

Alton Brown: Here's something kids will love. (Makes something no kid would touch with a 10-foot pole.)

Plus, he has unsound ideas on cheese grating. I mean, please. You can't get good leverage when using a four-sided grater, and his little cheese collection container at the bottom of his grater is way too small. You need a planar grater if you're grating by hand and want efficiency.

I'm not seeing it.

:brokenheart:

 

[Born2bwire]

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: Born2bwire


What makes him a crackpot?

His crackpot ideas, of course!

Alton Brown: I hate unitaskers! (Pulls out a unitasker.) This is not a unitasker because (some BS reason).

Alton Brown: Here's a really easy way to do something, anyone can do it no matter how busy. (Starts some long involved process that 99% of people would never go through the trouble to do.)

Alton Brown: Here's something kids will love. (Makes something no kid would touch with a 10-foot pole.)

Plus, he has unsound ideas on cheese grating. I mean, please. You can't get good leverage when using a four-sided grater, and his little cheese collection container at the bottom of his grater is way too small. You need a planar grater if you're grating by hand and want efficiency.

I'm not seeing it.

:brokenheart:

/me adds Dirigible to the crackpot list. shiftyeyes;

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: Born2bwire

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: Born2bwire


I'm not seeing it.

:brokenheart:

/me adds Dirigible to the crackpot list. shiftyeyes;

What?! Dammit! First the No Fly list, then the ten most wanted list and now this. It just keeps getting worse and worse. Why me?

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: SoulAssassin
It's basically a pie but it's called a cheesecake so it's a cake. Whoever named it a cheesecake is an idiot and should have named it cheesepie but eff it, mistake is already made so might as well keep it going.

Look up "headcheese." According to your argument, it would be a type of cheese.
Look up "hotdog." According to your argument, it's a dog.
Hamburger would come from a pig.
An oatmeal creme pie certainly isn't a pie.
A child eating "sugar smacks" doesn't end up with a handprint across the side of his head.
And, a mushroom certainly isn't a location for relaxing Alaskan sled dogs.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: Gnrslash4life
Cake is in the name. End of story.

The cake is a lie.

 

[Alistar7]

Please pass the cakepie.....

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: newb111

Originally posted by: sirjonk
We need ben affleck, he was almost able to solve the animal cracker vs cookie conundrum. Of course he had liv tylers body as a prop.

Sounds like I missed something amazing.

See Armageddon. Or don't.

Originally posted by: Gnrslash4life
Cake is in the name. End of story.

But does a stingray have a stinger? does it? eh, haha...oh, wait, nm.

 

[EGGO]

I guess if we have to go with the name, I better do something drastically different in the PARKway.

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: EGGO
I guess if we have to go with the name, I better do something drastically different in the PARKway.

As long as you don't bring the puns into the bedroom. You could literally kill someone.

 

[StinkyPinky]

I've thought long and hard about this. I've asked world authorities and tested it myself by eating over a dozen of them.

I have come to this conclusion.

A cheesecake is a burger. A sweet sweet sexy burger that I would make love to if it had a pulse.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: StinkyPinky

A cheesecake is a burger. A sweet sweet sexy burger that I would make love to if it had a pulse.

I never let a silly thing like that stop me.

 

[Maleficus]

cake

 

[DivideBYZero]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i voted pie

simply because the cheesecake we had on the weekend was cut into pie-slices. no other reason.

so delicious

What if they'd been cut into trapezoids?!?

Dodecahedrons are the shape of choice for the fine cake that is Cheesecake.

 

[DivideBYZero]

Well it's 50/50. Issue not resolved. :|

 

[Snapster]

Pie which can contain cake