Man I feel for you and I will definately be paying more attention to stuff that comes out my ass from now on. Keep us posted, this is the best thread ever.
I'd be sucking down tequilla and the hottest peppers I could get my hand on to kill them myself. You're a patient man, I would be posting from the doctor's office by now. (Acutally I wouldn't be posting about things coming out of my butt, but hey, that's just me.)
PH
PH
Nope, I've been eating normally, haven't traveled in a while. The most 'exotic' food I've eaten was about 1.5 weeks ago when I got some crab sticks in a ghetto fried fish store. Didn't taste right, but I didn't see worms either.
You don't need to *see* worms to get them. Lots of fish will have the eggs in them. I don't think you got them from fish though, it was most likely undercooked meat or 'bad' (unclean) water.
<---- [] has had worms before [/], as well as giardia and just about every other south american parasites.
Worms are not going to kill you, and 12 hours won't make a difference. I had the worm for a couple of months, and didn't know they were there. I then had a test done (semi-anual, routine for me back then) and found out I had them as well as giardia, entamoeba histolitica, and two other things I've never heard of. You'll survive.
You don't need to *see* worms to get them. Lots of fish will have the eggs in them. I don't think you got them from fish though, it was most likely undercooked meat or 'bad' (unclean) water.
<---- [
] has had worms before [/], as well as giardia and just about every other south american parasites. Worms are not going to kill you, and 12 hours won't make a difference. I had the worm for a couple of months, and didn't know they were there. I then had a test done (semi-anual, routine for me back then) and found out I had them as well as giardia, entamoeba histolitica, and two other things I've never heard of. You'll survive.
Are you sure they came out of your butt? They werent in the toilet already and you just didnt notice? You might be betting worried over nothing.
I find a little worm thing in my bathroom once every couple of weeks (nothing to worry about, just like you'd find a spider in the bath, that sort of thing). I'm pretty sure they're harmless but they sure are ugly mothers, and are gonna get squashed every time i find em!
I find a little worm thing in my bathroom once every couple of weeks (nothing to worry about, just like you'd find a spider in the bath, that sort of thing). I'm pretty sure they're harmless but they sure are ugly mothers, and are gonna get squashed every time i find em!
<< <---- [
] has had worms before [/], as well as giardia and just about every other south american parasites. >>
Okay, where'd you serve?
First of all:
::retch::gag::vomit::
Secondly:
I'm amazed by how many of you have had worms crawling out of your butt. I'm also amazed that so many of you know where to look for information on them.
Thirdly:
If I was pooping worms, I'd camp out at the hospital until the doctor could see me and if he couldn't get to it right away, I'd find myself a muriatic acid enema.
Finally:
This is the funniest thread since the "who washes your underwear" thread that got nuked a month ago.
::retch::gag::vomit::
Secondly:
I'm amazed by how many of you have had worms crawling out of your butt. I'm also amazed that so many of you know where to look for information on them.
Thirdly:
If I was pooping worms, I'd camp out at the hospital until the doctor could see me and if he couldn't get to it right away, I'd find myself a muriatic acid enema.
Finally:
This is the funniest thread since the "who washes your underwear" thread that got nuked a month ago.
OMG...I just started eating my lunch...and wanted to relax at ATOT and I come across this post.
That has to be the most horrific visual possible when starting to eat lunch.
Please put a warning in the message title next time!
:disgust:
That has to be the most horrific visual possible when starting to eat lunch.
Please put a warning in the message title next time!
:disgust:
OMG...let me clean the puke of my desk and put together the three step plan for you...
1. Consult you physician.
2. Get on an antibiotic.
3. Get well.
and oh yeah...good luck!
1. Consult you physician.
2. Get on an antibiotic.
3. Get well.
and oh yeah...good luck!
<< HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!!! hahahaha
Dude! That's sick! But kinda cool at the same time..... *barf*
Well they probably aren't pin worms cuz they don't really like coming out. They like the warm and moist bunghole. And you would have been sctraching your hole alot lately cuz from what I know of them they itch. >>
It's just so hard to find high quality posts like this anywhere else but ATOT
<< i'll warn Pretender's male partners to stay aaway for a while >>
I was wondering when that post was coming, no pun intended.
PH
Alright I'm just too damn tired to read thru all the replies, I never did get to sleep last night, a slight fear of like worms crawling out of my rear end and sleeping alongside me or something. I'm damn tired and gonna get to sleep.
Yes, went to the doctor. Apparently a stool sample wasn't necesary, they have one medicine to treat all gastrointestinal worms: vermox. I'm only supposed to take it for 3 days, that seems kinda strange, I'd like to stay on it for weeks just to make sure everything's gone, but apparently that's not the way it works.
Oh, and if you're curious, the next time I went to the bathroom was like 12 hrs later after holding it in in case the doctor needed some (doh!), and I didn't even bother looking in the toilet, I just flushed every 30 secs.
To those who were grossed out: my apologies. I hope you get worms so it helps you grow some thick skin and a spine j/k, of cource, I wouldn't wish this horror on most people.
time to pop a pill and get my arse to sleep. g'night AT
Yes, went to the doctor. Apparently a stool sample wasn't necesary, they have one medicine to treat all gastrointestinal worms: vermox. I'm only supposed to take it for 3 days, that seems kinda strange, I'd like to stay on it for weeks just to make sure everything's gone, but apparently that's not the way it works.
Oh, and if you're curious, the next time I went to the bathroom was like 12 hrs later after holding it in in case the doctor needed some (doh!), and I didn't even bother looking in the toilet, I just flushed every 30 secs.
To those who were grossed out: my apologies. I hope you get worms so it helps you grow some thick skin and a spine
j/k, of cource, I wouldn't wish this horror on most people.time to pop a pill and get my arse to sleep. g'night AT
those crabsticks you had, i am thinking the guy must have been scratching his ass before he made your sandwitch, go to a doctor mannnnnnnnnn, geez
<< Oh, and if you're curious, the next time I went to the bathroom was like 12 hrs later after holding it in in case the doctor needed some (doh!), and I didn't even bother looking in the toilet, I just flushed every 30 secs. >>
I am gonna cry on this one... hahagaghghahahgaf.ag.aga.hg.haa.h.a.h.ah.a.h..... ROFLMAO..... gawddammnn..... holding those butt worms in? haha....
oh oh it hurts.... i laugh so hard i coughed.... haha...
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