Damn man, this is one of those times I am not gonna say " thanks for sharing"
Keep us posted though
:disgust:
Keep us posted though
:disgust:
<< Hurryup and take nother crap and look at them >>
And take some pics, (but zoom in on the worms, we don't want to see the rest)
Here is a list of the names and descriptions
of the 12 most common parasites of humans:
Tape worms: taenias - fish tape worm, beef tape worm, and pork tape worm. Obtained from eating raw or undercooked, infected meat. Adult worms can reach a length of more than 15 feet. Pork tape worms can enter the human brain and cause seizures. Fish tape worms can produce over one million eggs per day. It can grow up to 33 feet in length. This worm is wide, often one half to one inch long and is usually white/gray in color. Tape worms most commonly inhabit the colon and intestines in humans, but theyt have been known to migrate to other parts of the human body.
White worms: They come in all sizes from tiny pin worms to those that look like spaghetti or angel hair pasta.
Red worms: These look just like earth worms. They exude from the human colon wrapped in balls. They reach up to 6 inches in length.
Inch worms: These are thick (pencil size), black and bumpy and about 2 inches long.
Black worms: These parasites are 1-12 inches in length and leave the colon wrapped in "yellow acid water" mixed together. They nest deep, impacted in the wall of the human colon.
Pin worms: Tiny parasites that wiggle out of the human colon about 3/4" long and thicker than white worms.
Hook worms: Curved about 6" long, and grayish. Infestation of humans is as high as 50% worldwide. Hook worms grip the intestinal wall and suck blood.
"Little Fish": About 1/2" long, these are fish-type parasites with heads and tails, and they swim out of the human colon in schools.
Thread worms: Cream-colored parasites as thin as a thread. They often come out of the human colon by the hundreds.
"Fuzz Balls": Round parasites with fur-like growth on them. About 1/4"-3/4" in diameter, yellow in color.
"Spiders": Look like a spider and are colored brown, often 1" long.
"Stickpin worms": One inch long and a head like a pea, perfectly round. Small ones are white, adults are black.
of the 12 most common parasites of humans:
Tape worms: taenias - fish tape worm, beef tape worm, and pork tape worm. Obtained from eating raw or undercooked, infected meat. Adult worms can reach a length of more than 15 feet. Pork tape worms can enter the human brain and cause seizures. Fish tape worms can produce over one million eggs per day. It can grow up to 33 feet in length. This worm is wide, often one half to one inch long and is usually white/gray in color. Tape worms most commonly inhabit the colon and intestines in humans, but theyt have been known to migrate to other parts of the human body.
White worms: They come in all sizes from tiny pin worms to those that look like spaghetti or angel hair pasta.
Red worms: These look just like earth worms. They exude from the human colon wrapped in balls. They reach up to 6 inches in length.
Inch worms: These are thick (pencil size), black and bumpy and about 2 inches long.
Black worms: These parasites are 1-12 inches in length and leave the colon wrapped in "yellow acid water" mixed together. They nest deep, impacted in the wall of the human colon.
Pin worms: Tiny parasites that wiggle out of the human colon about 3/4" long and thicker than white worms.
Hook worms: Curved about 6" long, and grayish. Infestation of humans is as high as 50% worldwide. Hook worms grip the intestinal wall and suck blood.
"Little Fish": About 1/2" long, these are fish-type parasites with heads and tails, and they swim out of the human colon in schools.
Thread worms: Cream-colored parasites as thin as a thread. They often come out of the human colon by the hundreds.
"Fuzz Balls": Round parasites with fur-like growth on them. About 1/4"-3/4" in diameter, yellow in color.
"Spiders": Look like a spider and are colored brown, often 1" long.
"Stickpin worms": One inch long and a head like a pea, perfectly round. Small ones are white, adults are black.
no, actually they didn't look sh_t colored, these were light brown
uh, yeah, I've been having some bleeding the past few days, including today
fatigue, no more than usual, but I've been having some insomnia (went to sleep at 4 am, woke up at 3 pm)
Feel free to diagnose at will, I'll let you know what it turns out to be, if anyone get it right I'll mail you a prize (maybe one of the worms ... j/k)
uh, yeah, I've been having some bleeding the past few days, including today
fatigue, no more than usual, but I've been having some insomnia (went to sleep at 4 am, woke up at 3 pm
)Feel free to diagnose at will, I'll let you know what it turns out to be, if anyone get it right I'll mail you a prize (maybe one of the worms ... j/k
)
LMAO... I got that link from google too. My favorite is this one:
"Spiders": Look like a spider and are colored brown, often 1" long.
Spiders? Look like a spider (ya think?). But c'mon 1" long? That's a HUGE spider. Could you imagine a 1" spider crawling out of your ass? I think I'd have a heart attack.
l2c
"Spiders": Look like a spider and are colored brown, often 1" long.
Spiders? Look like a spider (ya think?). But c'mon 1" long? That's a HUGE spider. Could you imagine a 1" spider crawling out of your ass? I think I'd have a heart attack.
l2c
damn I gotta take a shower and get to school tomorrow to pick up my report card, and I don't want to have to get naked...damn this is gonna haunt me.
rbloedow--it happens sometimes when a lot of msgs are posted all at once.
l2c
P.S. I think it's hookworks. They attach to your lower intestine and suck your blood. It would explain the bleeding.
l2c
P.S. I think it's hookworks. They attach to your lower intestine and suck your blood. It would explain the bleeding.
OS
Lifer
- Oct 11, 1999
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<< I was thinking that for a sec, but what can be done now that would make a difference instead of 12 hrs from now? It's not as if I'm bleeding from both eyes (yet, hopefully won't). Sorry to any of those who said this thread is inappropriate, I freaked out. I left out any nasty graphic details. >>
12 hours won't make a difference. Parasites very rarely kill their hosts, it's simply not in their interest at all.
Hmmm, this thread kind of makes me think I should stop eating sushi
Thanks snakesnfrogs, I'm betting on
<< "Little Fish": About 1/2" long, these are fish-type parasites with heads and tails, and they swim out of the human colon in schools. >>
too bad I can't find any info on google, all the sites I come with are about fish or some stupid ass saying along the lines of "Big fish little fish"
<< "Little Fish": About 1/2" long, these are fish-type parasites with heads and tails, and they swim out of the human colon in schools. >>
too bad I can't find any info on google, all the sites I come with are about fish or some stupid ass saying along the lines of "Big fish little fish"
<< 12 hours won't make a difference. Parasites very rarely kill their hosts, it's simply not in their interest at all. >>
Hahaha...way to comfort him.
<< rbloedow--it happens sometimes when a lot of msgs are posted all at once.
l2c
P.S. I think it's hookworks. They attach to your lower intestine and suck your blood. It would explain the bleeding. >>
I thought that at first, but they definately weren't 6" long as snakesnfrogs described. I'd be in the process of removing my intestines manually if I saw that in the toilet.
JESUS!!! If I ever got off the pot and found those things floating around I'd get in get car, floor it to the hospital and not let up til I get there.
LordMaul
Lifer
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<< http://www.cleansingsolutions.com/stools.htm
I work with a Pharmacist occasionally that told me when she was little she had an itchy butt. So she reached back and scratched it and pulled out a huge tapeworm. Oh. My. >>
THat...is not cool!
I can't imagine something huge, and that long just being pulled out of my ass!
I have told people I have pulled answers out of my ass, but NEVER tapeworms!
Why panic? If there's that many of 'em, they've been there for awhile. I'd walk to the doc, not run. No need to have 'em running down your legs or anything.
D'oh. Ok, that was uncalled for I'm sorry.
Oops. Insincerity. I wasn't sorry.
Have you done any travelling out of the country? Or eaten any suspect things (ie- McDonalds, etc? ) Next time you take a dump, I'd save some. I know that sounds nasty, but hey- the doc's going to need some. Might as well do it at your leisure rather than have him probing after some or something. He'll give you some kinda critter-killin' medicine and you'll be fine (hopefully). I wouldn't worry too much.
Unless your skin starts crawlin' like the guys in The Mummy did when the scarabs were under their skin. If that happens, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye.
D'oh. Ok, that was uncalled for
I'm sorry.Oops. Insincerity. I wasn't sorry.
Have you done any travelling out of the country? Or eaten any suspect things (ie- McDonalds, etc?
) Next time you take a dump, I'd save some. I know that sounds nasty, but hey- the doc's going to need some. Might as well do it at your leisure rather than have him probing after some or something. He'll give you some kinda critter-killin' medicine and you'll be fine (hopefully). I wouldn't worry too much.Unless your skin starts crawlin' like the guys in The Mummy did when the scarabs were under their skin. If that happens, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye.
Ewwww, how can you sleep knowing there may be hundreds of small little anus rangers having a field day in your bum hole?
I tells you man, I don't care if 12 hours doesn't make a difference! I would go in like now! Mind you, I would probably already be there because of cardiac arrest.
<< Ewwww, how can you sleep knowing there may be hundreds of small little anus rangers having a field day in your bum hole? >>
I just broke out laughing when I read that...LOL
Alright, final post before I shower and *try* to get to sleep.
<< Have you done any travelling out of the country? Or eaten any suspect things (ie- McDonalds, etc? ). >>
Nope, I've been eating normally, haven't traveled in a while. The most 'exotic' food I've eaten was about 1.5 weeks ago when I got some crab sticks in a ghetto fried fish store. Didn't taste right, but I didn't see worms either.
<< Next time you take a dump, I'd save some. I know that sounds nasty, but hey- the doc's going to need some. Might as well do it at your leisure rather than have him probing after some or something. He'll give you some kinda critter-killin' medicine and you'll be fine (hopefully). I wouldn't worry too much. >>
I'm not worried about the future, I'm worried about having to go take a dump and seeing these damn things again. Seeing other living organisms coming out of you is kinda freaky.
<< Unless your skin starts crawlin' like the guys in The Mummy did when the scarabs were under their skin. If that happens, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye. >>
Gee, thanks.
<< And take some pics, (but zoom in on the worms, we don't want to see the rest) >>
I don't have a digital camera, and I don't have film for my regular camera.
<< Have you done any travelling out of the country? Or eaten any suspect things (ie- McDonalds, etc?
). >>Nope, I've been eating normally, haven't traveled in a while. The most 'exotic' food I've eaten was about 1.5 weeks ago when I got some crab sticks in a ghetto fried fish store. Didn't taste right, but I didn't see worms either.
<< Next time you take a dump, I'd save some. I know that sounds nasty, but hey- the doc's going to need some. Might as well do it at your leisure rather than have him probing after some or something. He'll give you some kinda critter-killin' medicine and you'll be fine (hopefully). I wouldn't worry too much. >>
I'm not worried about the future, I'm worried about having to go take a dump and seeing these damn things again. Seeing other living organisms coming out of you is kinda freaky.
<< Unless your skin starts crawlin' like the guys in The Mummy did when the scarabs were under their skin. If that happens, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye.
>>Gee, thanks.
<< And take some pics, (but zoom in on the worms, we don't want to see the rest) >>
I don't have a digital camera, and I don't have film for my regular camera.
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