LordMaul
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<< Why panic? If there's that many of 'em, they've been there for awhile. I'd walk to the doc, not run. No need to have 'em running down your legs or anything.
D'oh. Ok, that was uncalled for
I'm sorry.Oops. Insincerity. I wasn't sorry.
Have you done any travelling out of the country? Or eaten any suspect things (ie- McDonalds, etc?
) Next time you take a dump, I'd save some. I know that sounds nasty, but hey- the doc's going to need some. Might as well do it at your leisure rather than have him probing after some or something. He'll give you some kinda critter-killin' medicine and you'll be fine (hopefully). I wouldn't worry too much.Unless your skin starts crawlin' like the guys in The Mummy did when the scarabs were under their skin. If that happens, bend over and kiss your butt goodbye.
>>Hahahaahahahahahahahahaha!!!
Damn dude...
This is the sickest and funniest thread we have had for quite awhile!
Dude if I were you I'd be in the ER NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I couldn't take it any longer. . .
LordMaul
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Oh, btw you guys:
YOU SUCK!!!!
I am going to have nightmares about having huge-ass 35 foot long tapeworms with big teeth and fire-breathing-action crawling out of my hole...then I'll probably sit up all night with scissors in my hand, standing in the mirror with my back turned and my head over my shoulder, waiting for one to poke his head out.
YOU SUCK!!!!
I am going to have nightmares about having huge-ass 35 foot long tapeworms with big teeth and fire-breathing-action crawling out of my hole...then I'll probably sit up all night with scissors in my hand, standing in the mirror with my back turned and my head over my shoulder, waiting for one to poke his head out.
<< I am going to have nightmares about having huge-ass 35 foot long tapeworms with big teeth and fire-breathing-action crawling out of my hole...then I'll probably sit up all night with scissors in my hand, standing in the mirror with my back turned and my head over my shoulder, waiting for one to poke his head out. >>
I am crying, man that is sooooo funny!
You been eating some shady food I see...or, err, read.
One of my best friends is a doctor, internal medicine. There is no quick, easy cure for parasite infestations. But you can get rid of them.
Moral of the story people: Don't eat food that you suspect is "nasty", taste buds developed in the "evolutionary process" as a means of protection and detection against this sort of thing.
One of my best friends is a doctor, internal medicine. There is no quick, easy cure for parasite infestations. But you can get rid of them.
Moral of the story people: Don't eat food that you suspect is "nasty", taste buds developed in the "evolutionary process" as a means of protection and detection against this sort of thing.
Poll: When you die, would you go to your own funeral?
j/k...
geez, you are taking this pretty easy man..... i hope you made this whole thing up although nasty, don't want to know anyone gonna be kill by butt worms.
do you have stomach pain lately? do you eat raw meat? dude... serious yo, you should keep your crap in a tupperware or something and bring the stool sample for your doctor... bring them the whole thing just in case. gotta have it check out.
another victim of body worm
j/k...
geez, you are taking this pretty easy man..... i hope you made this whole thing up although nasty, don't want to know anyone gonna be kill by butt worms.
do you have stomach pain lately? do you eat raw meat? dude... serious yo, you should keep your crap in a tupperware or something and bring the stool sample for your doctor... bring them the whole thing just in case. gotta have it check out.
another victim of body worm
<< another victim of body worm >>
What? No pics?
I'm on a one way train to dissapointment-ville with you people.
I've seen pics of worms eating holes in sheep brain and it isn't too pleasant. Since these parasites usually need 2-3 hosts to complete their cycle, it's not advantageous for them to kill their host, so you're safe.
I still feel for you man. I don't know how you go to sleep at night knowing worms are inside you, stuck to the sides of your intestines, sucking your nutrients, and crawling around. Nasty.
I still feel for you man. I don't know how you go to sleep at night knowing worms are inside you, stuck to the sides of your intestines, sucking your nutrients, and crawling around. Nasty.
Well, I just got back from the shower. Had to pump myself up for it mentally, doing a little Tony Montana thing (you worms think you can f'ck with me? ok. say hello to my little friend! and before your head goes into the gutter, no.) Surprisingly, no worms showed up for the shower, which was a shame, because I made the water as hot as possible without literally burning off my skin.
<< geez, you are taking this pretty easy man..... i hope you made this whole thing up although nasty, don't want to know anyone gonna be kill by butt worms. >>
There's not much I can do until I go to the doc, I'm at a constant level of freaked-outed'ness, although I've tried to calm down. As mentioned, it's prolly gonna take a few days with treatment, and i'll probably see dead worms during the process, so I'll just have to get used to it.
<< do you have stomach pain lately? do you eat raw meat? dude... serious yo, you should keep your crap in a tupperware or something and bring the stool sample for your doctor... bring them the whole thing just in case. gotta have it check out. >>
No stomach pain, but frequent dumping, and I never eat raw meat. Actually, I've been mostly eating only at home the past week, the few exceptions being that fish place mentioned earlier, KFC, Burger King, and some pizza from generally reputable sources. Kinda scary, I dunno what place not to eat at anymore.
<< geez, you are taking this pretty easy man..... i hope you made this whole thing up although nasty, don't want to know anyone gonna be kill by butt worms. >>
There's not much I can do until I go to the doc, I'm at a constant level of freaked-outed'ness, although I've tried to calm down. As mentioned, it's prolly gonna take a few days with treatment, and i'll probably see dead worms during the process, so I'll just have to get used to it.
<< do you have stomach pain lately? do you eat raw meat? dude... serious yo, you should keep your crap in a tupperware or something and bring the stool sample for your doctor... bring them the whole thing just in case. gotta have it check out. >>
No stomach pain, but frequent dumping, and I never eat raw meat. Actually, I've been mostly eating only at home the past week, the few exceptions being that fish place mentioned earlier, KFC, Burger King, and some pizza from generally reputable sources. Kinda scary, I dunno what place not to eat at anymore.
<<I work with a Pharmacist occasionally that told me when she was little she had an itchy butt. So she reached back and scratched it and pulled out a huge tapeworm. Oh. My. >>
The idea freaks me out too. Especially after my dad told me years ago about how THEY used to get them out. He said that the tapeworms respond to warm milk very well. A dish of warm milk held near your mouth is very inviting to them. They sense it (as you inhale the aroma I guess???) and move up towards it. Once the tapeworm(s) sticks its head out for the dish you GRAB it an PULL!!!!
That Pharmacist I work with also said she bumped into a friend that years ago was a bit overweight. She asked her what diet she used. She replied that she had gotten a tapeworm..
New diet anyone????? Unbelievable.
The idea freaks me out too. Especially after my dad told me years ago about how THEY used to get them out. He said that the tapeworms respond to warm milk very well. A dish of warm milk held near your mouth is very inviting to them. They sense it (as you inhale the aroma I guess???) and move up towards it. Once the tapeworm(s) sticks its head out for the dish you GRAB it an PULL!!!!
That Pharmacist I work with also said she bumped into a friend that years ago was a bit overweight. She asked her what diet she used. She replied that she had gotten a tapeworm..
New diet anyone????? Unbelievable.
The ones comming out of your behind aren't too bad, but in 12 hours the surviving one will erupt out through your chest.
I used to live with a passle of dogs and washed my hands diligently every time I petted one. But I got the ichy behind anyway. Put a mirror on the floor to have a look at what felt like live action. Sure enough it was. My worst nightmare come true. Went to the doc took a pill, end of problem. I don't worry about my hands any more. And no further problems.
I used to live with a passle of dogs and washed my hands diligently every time I petted one. But I got the ichy behind anyway. Put a mirror on the floor to have a look at what felt like live action. Sure enough it was. My worst nightmare come true. Went to the doc took a pill, end of problem. I don't worry about my hands any more. And no further problems.
I find these dead (sometimes alive) in my house sometimes during the summer or on rainy days... they're just harmless brown things, but I've NEVER had a TON of them at once, nor on my toilet.. definitely hit a dotcor!
HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!!! hahahaha
Dude! That's sick! But kinda cool at the same time..... *barf*
Well they probably aren't pin worms cuz they don't really like coming out. They like the warm and moist bunghole. And you would have been sctraching your hole alot lately cuz from what I know of them they itch.
Dude! That's sick! But kinda cool at the same time..... *barf*
Well they probably aren't pin worms cuz they don't really like coming out. They like the warm and moist bunghole. And you would have been sctraching your hole alot lately cuz from what I know of them they itch.
<< <<I work with a Pharmacist occasionally that told me when she was little she had an itchy butt. So she reached back and scratched it and pulled out a huge tapeworm. Oh. My. >>
The idea freaks me out too. Especially after my dad told me years ago about how THEY used to get them out. He said that the tapeworms respond to warm milk very well. A dish of warm milk held near your mouth is very inviting to them. They sense it (as you inhale the aroma I guess???) and move up towards it. Once the tapeworm(s) sticks its head out for the dish you GRAB it an PULL!!!!
That Pharmacist I work with also said she bumped into a friend that years ago was a bit overweight. She asked her what diet she used. She replied that she had gotten a tapeworm..
New diet anyone????? Unbelievable.
And I thought I was going to be bored as I sit here downloading XP 2499..... >>
read the same thing in bridget jones diary...
damn, I need to get to sleep to wake up in 3 hrs...I can't do it...I'm having nightmares about what's gonna happen in the middle of the night.
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