theres a duck in my backyard

[howste]

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

 

[Skunkwourk]

maybe I should just name it J Drake, lock it up and poke it with a stick for the remainder of it's natural life...

 

[ailetlvo]

Ask it to say "Aflac".

 

[OSX]

Eghck [L96A1] duck

I need to stop with the BF2.

 

[dirtboy]

Get another one & play, 'duck, duck, goose?'

 

[5to1baby1in5]

Originally posted by: Eghck
ok I think it'll take me around half an hour to try out all those suggestions. Should I be concerned if it never leaves? I don't know sh!t about animals and I can't tell if its hurt or not...

Doesn't look hurt in the pictures. It's probably just loitering.

You could make a pet out of it like Kvack in Haggar The Horrible

 

[judasmachine]

force feed it till it's liver swells up and serve it in a restaurant outside of chicago.

 

[Anonemous]

See if it says AFLAC...

edit: damn someone beat me to it...

 

[Caecus Veritas]

Duck Hunt!!! :laugh:

 

[Albatross]

Originally posted by: howste
What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

what is the difference between an elephant?whereas the elephant has a trunk.

 

[ArchCenturion]

I always heard that you should give a bird Alka Seltzer? Anyone ever tried this?

 

[Rumpltzer]

You're in West LA? I'm in Redondo. I can come get it.

We've been having a problem with mutt ducks and witches showing up in people's back yards recently, but we've been tryting to keep it quiet so as not to spread panic.

The duck looks pretty good for a 43 year-old.

 

[thehstrybean]

Feed it quackers?

 

[imported_michaelpatrick33]

Originally posted by: Kromis
I'd say you play some Duck Hunt...in real life! And invite Dick Cheney over too!

Yeah but he would get shot in the face instead of the duck!

You could also always schedule an appointment with it to help you resolve any issues you may have concerning water fowl and other things such as nature.

 

[FoBoT]

update? did it leave?

 

[Skeeedunt]

ducks are awesome

 

[savvy]

Nice.

 

[Injury]

Originally posted by: howste
What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

You win the award for worst butchering of the English langage for the day.

 

[Howard]

Eat it.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: Howard
Eat it.

No, that's cruel!!!

 

[Howard]

Aflac

and then eat it.

 

[snowdogg187]

It's a female mallard isn't it?

Looks pretty cool but would have been cooler if it would have attacked you.

 

[bennylong]

Make some Peking Duck for dinner

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: bennylong
Make some Peking Duck for dinner

He'll need the KF2108 for that.

 

[RallyMaster]

Originally posted by: Kromis
I'd say you play some Duck Hunt...in real life! And invite Dick Cheney over too!

but Dick Cheney would shoot you "accidentally" so you might want to watch out.