theres a duck in my backyard

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: platinumike
man you must really live in an urban place. If you've never seen a duck in your yard before.

west los angeles. yes Im sheltered, the only time I see anything that isn't a dog, cat, or piegeon is at the zoo...

 

[MikeMike]

congrats?

there are always ducks in my back yard, every morning, swimming, or on the grass... hell, we watched them grow up

 

[FoBoT]

get some friends to come over and play "capture the duck"

 

[BoomerD]

Beware of Duck!

 

[iroast]

play duck, duck, goose?

 

[krunchykrome]

Originally posted by: Queasy
Put it in water and see if it floats.

LOL

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Dinnah

 

[giantpinkbunnyhead]

Originally posted by: Riverhound777
Looks like a domesticated or half-breed mallard to me. Nothing special.

Yup. It is indeed a hybrid between a domestic duck and a mallard. The blue wing bars are highly suggestive of that.

-per my friend at the Audubon society

 

[Shame]

1. Immediately call 911.
2. Rant wildly about your duck intruder to dispatch.
3. Hang up abruptly.
4. Wait patiently for assistance.
5. Report back to ATOT.
6. Profit.

 

[Jikininki]

LOL. My favorite thread of the day!

Totally needed something like this to get me through this crappy day. I have never been so busy at work in my entire life. yikes.

What a beautiful duck also. He's perty.

 

[newmachineoverlord]

Originally posted by: Shame
1. Immediately call 911.
2. Rant wildly about your duck intruder to dispatch.
3. Hang up abruptly.
4. Wait patiently for assistance.
5. Report back to ATOT.
6. Profit.

That's brilliant! Although he should describe it as a "baby duck-billed dinosoar" and express worry that it's mother must be nearby and what if its mommy is pissed?!11one

 

[Unheard]

Originally posted by: Eghck
I went to the backyard to take the garbage cans out and found a duck. Anyone have an idea what kind of duck it is? I have no idea what its doing here or where it came from. I have no idea what to do, and I don't feel like eating it.

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That made me chuckle.

 

[CKent]

Sooooo tempted to make "there's a d!ck in my backyard" parody... Nah, the mods frighten me too badly

 

[Damn Dirty Ape]

if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck.. must be a duck.

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: Hellspawn
if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck.. must be a duck.

actually, we have already determined that it is a witch

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
Duck the motherducker

:shocked:

 

[Blazin Trav]

Hold it hostage.

 

[Firebot]

The duck being in your yard is a sign that you have cancer.

Sorry =(.

 

[Kromis]

I'd say you play some Duck Hunt...in real life! And invite Dick Cheney over too!

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Hellspawn
if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck.. must be a duck.

actually, we have already determined that it is a witch

it's a fair cop

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Hellspawn
if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck.. must be a duck.

actually, we have already determined that it is a witch

it's a fair cop

 

[JulesMaximus]

Is it the duck of death?

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: Hellspawn
if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck and quacks like a duck.. must be a duck.

actually, we have already determined that it is a witch

it's a fair cop

Monty Python and the Holy Grail reference. Go watch the movie.

 

[Chryso]

First see if it has ID. If it doesn't call homeland security.

 

[FoBoT]

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