There are Jews in the world.

shiner

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There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
 

Entity

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I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
 

polm

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never been one of "those that follow Mohammed", or never been one of any of those mentioned ?
 

Aceshigh

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I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

 

shiner

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Originally posted by: Aceshigh
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.


I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.


 

Encryptic

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I eat poop. :D

Sorry, but did this thread have a purpose?
 

TheBoyBlunder

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Originally posted by: Encryptic
Originally posted by: shinerburke
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I eat poop. :D

Sorry, but did this thread have a purpose?

Yeah...postcount ++.
 

dabuddha

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Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
 

ElFenix

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Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis?
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy.
It's divine to own a dick,
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick.
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas.
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake,
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend,
Your Percy, or your cock.
You can wrap it up in ribbons.
You can slip it in your sock,
But don't take it out in public,
Or they will stick you in the dock,
And you won't come back.
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
Well at least there's 1 person that gets this thread...

well maybe if you explained wtf you are posting about, the rest of us might too.

Or at least you wouldn't have gotten so many smartass responses.

(Although you still would have gotten one from me).