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boggsie

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Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
my cats breath smells like cat food
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I missed the bus to work, had tuna for lunch, but the sun didn't come out until after 3:00.
 
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AvesPKS

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Originally posted by: dabuddha
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
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Ahhhh, now I get it...I didn't pick it up until this verse...very clever...efil
 
shiner

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Tsk...tsk...tsk....how sad that many of you have no idea what this is about. I guess that's to be expected of a generation that considers Jackass to be high humor.
 
pyonir

pyonir

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Originally posted by: dighn
why don't you tell us wtf you are talking about
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because this way they can feel like some kind of elitest.

It's really sad that you can't just tell us what you are talking about and have to act like you are all high and mighty.
 
pyonir

pyonir

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Originally posted by: AstIsis
My fav Python movie! :D
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there ya go. I assumed it was from one of those.

I've only seen most of them once. I found them to be rather humorous.
 
shiner

shiner

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Yeah....I'm all high and mighty because I can quote lyrics from a MONTY PYTHON song. Yep...if ever there were a qualification for being an ubermensch that would be it.

Good grief people....this thread was not meant to be taken seriously...it was a joke...for people that understand such things. That's ok though....just go back to watching guys dress up in bunny suits and piss off bridges if that's what entertains you.

 
ElFenix

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DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
 
pyonir

pyonir

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jesus christ, all you had to do was enlighten some of us. You know we are all nosey and need to be in other people's business.

A simple, "hey this is from monty python" after a few people responded wouldn't have been so hard. rather than saying "Tsk...tsk...tsk....how sad that many of you have no idea what this is about." by saying that alone you were being narcessistic and an elitist because you claim it is 'sad' that we didn't have a clue what you were talking about.

I grew up watching Airplane! not monty python, although i've seen them.

It would be a good joke if you tell the punchline before 30 posts are made.
 
shiner

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Lifer
Jul 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: pyonir
jesus christ, all you had to do was enlighten some of us. You know we are all nosey and need to be in other people's business.

A simple, "hey this is from monty python" after a few people responded wouldn't have been so hard. rather than saying "Tsk...tsk...tsk....how sad that many of you have no idea what this is about." by saying that alone you were being narcessistic and an elitist because you claim it is 'sad' that we didn't have a clue what you were talking about.

I grew up watching Airplane! not monty python, although i've seen them.

It would be a good joke if you tell the punchline before 30 posts are made.
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Looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

 
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stormbv

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I don't remember the brand, but my chemistry teacher in highschool had some kick-ass permanent markers.
 
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Lifer
Jul 18, 2000
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Originally posted by: Skyclad1uhm1
For I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK,
I sleep all night and I work all day!
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He cuts down trees. He skips and jumps.
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around in bars?!
 
Analog

Analog

Lifer
Jan 7, 2002
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Originally posted by: ElFenix
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
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sciencetoy

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Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay

(removes sunglasses to reveal another pair of sunglasses underneath)
 
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