There are Jews in the world.

[GoingUp]

Originally posted by: Gobadgrs
my cats breath smells like cat food

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

You must be a liberal. You didn't even mention christians, as if they didn't count. :|

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.
I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.
You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,
Because
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.
GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.
MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.
PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!
CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!
NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.
EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!

ROFL! Which monty python movie is this???

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Allo, dappy English k-niggets and Monsieur Arthur King, who has the brain of a duck, you know. So, we French fellows outwit you a second time!

How you English say, 'I one more time, mac, unclog my nose in your direction', sons of a window-dresser!

So, you think you could out-clever us French folk with your silly knees-bent running about advancing behavior?! I wave my private parts at your aunties, you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey-bottom biters.

No chance, English bed-wetting types. I burst my pimples at you and call your door-opening request a silly thing, you tiny-brained wipers of other people's bottoms!

Yes, depart a lot at this time and cut the approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already! Ha ha haaa ha!

And now, remain gone, illegitimate-faced ah heck-folk! And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain't heard nothing yet, dappy English k-nnniggets! Thpppt!

 

[Moonbeam]

Somebody help Sega. His semen applicator got glued to his undies.

 

[xxAgentCowxx]

mah SPOON is too big.
mah SPOON is TOO big!
*step step step*
I am a BANANNA.

 

[fizmeister]

So you're a Bush-loving bible-beater?

 

[Moonbeam]

Well of course this Monty Python routine points out the mind body split that has infected western philosophy and underlies the tremendous psychological fear among western minds that pleasure and hell are in league to suck one under. This is why those most affected, Christian fundamentalists, aren't much fun to be around. They walk around with the feeling they've been condemned to hell and have to affect the appearance of having been saved. Some of them actually have been but the vast preponderance are doing us a dance. This is why they are schizophrenic in the inability to see themselves and how their self hate leaks out as an urge for war. Why shouldn't everybody be miserable is the underlying compulsion. How did we ever get so sick? Well that's easy. It's the result of being put down. Remember. The truth is everywhere once you can see. Even playing with the python can help you to see. Blindness was caused by something else.

 

[SagaLore]

You aren't much fun to be around either, so what's your point?

 

[classy]

This thread is dumb,
This thread is dumb,
Don't understand why it continues to run.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: classy
This thread is dumb,
This thread is dumb,
Don't understand why it continues to run.

Because it has to do with cum,
which attracted Moonbeam to succumb,
as always to beating the drum.

 

[Moonbeam]

Somebody help Sega. His semen applicator got glued to his undies and his undies are stuck to his nose.


I'm my own tar baby
Oh I'm my own tar baby
It sounds funny I know
but it really is so.
Oh I'm my own tar baby.

Edit: Sega, apparently we didn't live up to Classy's high standards. His thingi's probably sore.

 

[DivideBYZero]

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!