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The worst thing you ever made and ate

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I had this soda can I was spitting mucus into because I was sick. Well fast forward 4 days later, I wanted a drink of my soda.

I guess I made it, and then ate it.
 
mizzou said:
I had this soda can I was spitting mucus into because I was sick. Well fast forward 4 days later, I wanted a drink of my soda.

I guess I made it, and then ate it.
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spoiler alert next time please. I'm trying to eat domino's pizza I got delivered.
 
I think tuna casserole is the most vile food you can make. So, on a whim, I made a tuna casserole the other night from scratch and tried to keep the nasty shit, like potato sticks or chips off the top of it. Holy mother of fuck was it disgusting. Stunk up the whole house. Wife comes home and about loses her shit from the smell. We try to eat it, but it fucking smelled so bad. My 9 year old, 100lb son loved it though. Horrid shit.


Peace


Lounatik
 
Lounatik said:
I think tuna casserole is the most vile food you can make. So, on a whim, I made a tuna casserole the other night from scratch and tried to keep the nasty shit, like potato sticks or chips off the top of it. Holy mother of fuck was it disgusting. Stunk up the whole house. Wife comes home and about loses her shit from the smell. We try to eat it, but it fucking smelled so bad. My 9 year old, 100lb son loved it though. Horrid shit.


Peace


Lounatik
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seriously? How hard is it to make tuna casserole?

😕
 
I was a latchkey kid so we always had to fend for ourselves till mom and dad got home about 6pmish so this shit happened a lot - about 8 years old I made a tuna sandwich mayo tuna bread - ate 2 sandwiches before my brother tells me thats cat food tuna.
 
Needed milk to make hamburger helper in college. We were out, and in the less than sober state we were in we figured we could cut coffee creamer and be okay. You know what doesn't go well with cheesy macaroni and beef? Hazlenut...
 
This is a toss up between cookies made with old crisco (dubbed paint-thinner cookies) or plain jumbo shells with plain out of the can tuna fish stuffed inside.
 
Man you guys are eating like kings.

I'm pretty sure I'd get an infraction for posting the kind of stuff I have to eat.

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Yesterday I had canned baked beans from 2008 mixed with relish from 2011 and dirty discarded spelt/oat mix infested with dried bugs. Boiled to a paste and put it on some old soggy hotdog/hoagie style buns (been in a freezer for years and got soggy when de-thawed recently).

I do have a big tub of expired mayo I haven't opened yet. It's dated Dec 2011.

Currently much of my food ranges from 2009-2011, but I've had stuff at least as old as 10yrs at the time of consumption. I wish I had a way to get pictures, there's lots of interesting stuff here. Currently using up some ranch that expired Jan 2010. It's kinda got that blue cheese flavor to it now.
 
EliteRetard said:
Man you guys are eating like kings.

I'm pretty sure I'd get an infraction for posting the kind of stuff I have to eat.

resized_horrorcat-meme-generator-oh-my-god-the-expired-mayo-it-s-moving-dc160b.jpg


Yesterday I had canned baked beans from 2008 mixed with relish from 2011 and dirty discarded spelt/oat mix infested with dried bugs. Boiled to a paste and put it on some old soggy hotdog/hoagie style buns (been in a freezer for years and got soggy when de-thawed recently).

I do have a big tub of expired mayo I haven't opened yet. It's dated Dec 2011.

Currently much of my food ranges from 2009-2011, but I've had stuff at least as old as 10yrs at the time of consumption. I wish I had a way to get pictures, there's lots of interesting stuff here. Currently using up some ranch that expired Jan 2010. It's kinda got that blue cheese flavor to it now.
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No money for food, but money for internet?

Ok. :hmm:
 
Paratus said:
No money for food, but money for internet?

Ok. :hmm:
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I don't pay for internet, or water, or electricity, etc. I live in a basement (not my moms, she doesn't have a basement).

I'm gonna see if I can get my phone to do photos, there's a card reader here that may be able to pull them off the card.
 
I made homemade macaroni and cheese once and accidentally used sweetened condensed milk. It's a flavor I'll never forget.
 
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