The worst thing you ever made and ate

[mizzou]

I had this soda can I was spitting mucus into because I was sick. Well fast forward 4 days later, I wanted a drink of my soda.

I guess I made it, and then ate it.

 

[Mayne]

I had this soda can I was spitting mucus into because I was sick. Well fast forward 4 days later, I wanted a drink of my soda.

I guess I made it, and then ate it.

spoiler alert next time please. I'm trying to eat domino's pizza I got delivered.

 

[Lounatik]

I think tuna casserole is the most vile food you can make. So, on a whim, I made a tuna casserole the other night from scratch and tried to keep the nasty shit, like potato sticks or chips off the top of it. Holy mother of fuck was it disgusting. Stunk up the whole house. Wife comes home and about loses her shit from the smell. We try to eat it, but it fucking smelled so bad. My 9 year old, 100lb son loved it though. Horrid shit.


Peace


Lounatik

 

[ronniedavisk2_9]

Kraft Dinner heated up in a microwave. Yuck...

 

[ussfletcher]

Everclear Jello. Oh god it burns.

 

[Iron Woode]

I think tuna casserole is the most vile food you can make. So, on a whim, I made a tuna casserole the other night from scratch and tried to keep the nasty shit, like potato sticks or chips off the top of it. Holy mother of fuck was it disgusting. Stunk up the whole house. Wife comes home and about loses her shit from the smell. We try to eat it, but it fucking smelled so bad. My 9 year old, 100lb son loved it though. Horrid shit.


Peace


Lounatik

seriously? How hard is it to make tuna casserole?

 

[IronWing]

seriously? How hard is it to make tuna casserole?

It's easy to make. Impossible to make good.

 

[MongGrel]

spoiler alert next time please. I'm trying to eat domino's pizza I got delivered.

You started the thread to be disgusting in the first place.

You're needed spoiler alerts in your own thread designed for that purpose ?

 

[The Boston Dangler]

magic mushroom and peanut butter sandwich

 

[John Connor]

Dried out Italian sausage. I can't really think of anything more disgusting than that at the moment.

 

[Zebo]

I was a latchkey kid so we always had to fend for ourselves till mom and dad got home about 6pmish so this shit happened a lot - about 8 years old I made a tuna sandwich mayo tuna bread - ate 2 sandwiches before my brother tells me thats cat food tuna.

 

[gorcorps]

Needed milk to make hamburger helper in college. We were out, and in the less than sober state we were in we figured we could cut coffee creamer and be okay. You know what doesn't go well with cheesy macaroni and beef? Hazlenut...

 

[DaTT]

I really hate you guys sometimes lol

Don't feel bad, we hate you all the time.

 

[BurnItDwn]

Umm, I don't make bad food.

 

[John Connor]

Me either hence why I didn't have much to go on. LOL

 

[RandomWords]

This is a toss up between cookies made with old crisco (dubbed paint-thinner cookies) or plain jumbo shells with plain out of the can tuna fish stuffed inside.

 

[Red Squirrel]

spoiler alert next time please. I'm trying to eat domino's pizza I got delivered.

Did the guy at the counter have lot of zits? Extra sauce.

 

[EliteRetard]

Man you guys are eating like kings.

I'm pretty sure I'd get an infraction for posting the kind of stuff I have to eat.

Yesterday I had canned baked beans from 2008 mixed with relish from 2011 and dirty discarded spelt/oat mix infested with dried bugs. Boiled to a paste and put it on some old soggy hotdog/hoagie style buns (been in a freezer for years and got soggy when de-thawed recently).

I do have a big tub of expired mayo I haven't opened yet. It's dated Dec 2011.

Currently much of my food ranges from 2009-2011, but I've had stuff at least as old as 10yrs at the time of consumption. I wish I had a way to get pictures, there's lots of interesting stuff here. Currently using up some ranch that expired Jan 2010. It's kinda got that blue cheese flavor to it now.

 

[Paratus]

Man you guys are eating like kings.

I'm pretty sure I'd get an infraction for posting the kind of stuff I have to eat.

Yesterday I had canned baked beans from 2008 mixed with relish from 2011 and dirty discarded spelt/oat mix infested with dried bugs. Boiled to a paste and put it on some old soggy hotdog/hoagie style buns (been in a freezer for years and got soggy when de-thawed recently).

I do have a big tub of expired mayo I haven't opened yet. It's dated Dec 2011.

Currently much of my food ranges from 2009-2011, but I've had stuff at least as old as 10yrs at the time of consumption. I wish I had a way to get pictures, there's lots of interesting stuff here. Currently using up some ranch that expired Jan 2010. It's kinda got that blue cheese flavor to it now.

No money for food, but money for internet?

Ok. :hmm:

 

[gorcorps]

No money for food, but money for internet?

Ok. :hmm:

pretty sure he's just full of shit... I wouldn't bite on the flamebait if I were you

 

[amdhunter]

OPs daughter. :awe:

 

[EliteRetard]

No money for food, but money for internet?

Ok. :hmm:

I don't pay for internet, or water, or electricity, etc. I live in a basement (not my moms, she doesn't have a basement).

I'm gonna see if I can get my phone to do photos, there's a card reader here that may be able to pull them off the card.

 

[Sonikku]

Got four boxes of Macaroni at the store for a dollar. Then had one for dinner.

 

[mrblotto]

This is always a good read

 

[Fritzo]

I made homemade macaroni and cheese once and accidentally used sweetened condensed milk. It's a flavor I'll never forget.