The worst break-up lines that you have ever Said, Heard or Used.

[necro007]

Originally posted by: HomeBrewerDude
"Put the knife down"

 

[SMOGZINN]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: amicold

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: sixone
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."

hahahah freudian slip by the dude on the 2nd one?

I guess being eye to eye with a woman was just more than he could take.

My girlfriend is an inch shorter than me, ha. What a douche.

That pretty well sums it up, yes. My husband is a couple inches taller than me - and he likes it that way. 😀

I dated a girl that was taller then me once (and I'm 6') and it was just awkward. Dancing is the worst part, there is just no way not to look like you are staring at hr breasts when they are eye level. Anyway I dumped her at the homecoming dance (well, it was kind of mutual) for the girl that would dump me 13 years later.

Ex: I still love you, but I never had the chance to live on my own. I need to learn who I am.
I think she moved in with some guy she met on the internet the week after she moved out of our house.

Oh yea, and on that note I?m single and looking if any of the ladies need a sugar da?errr umm I mean want to date an intelligent mature man. 😉 😀

 

[djheater]

"You're a heretic and you jeopardize my relationship with god"

I was upset at the time, but looking back on it I'm proud of the compliment :evil:

 

[Judgement]

i've used "what gave you the idea i was looking for a serious relationship?"

and along the same lines as that "you're too attached and im not looking for anything serious to come of this"

nothing too harsh i guess

 

[imported_Condor]

The one that always drove me down the road: "I'm preggie and we just must do something". I did!

 

[Zebo]

I've always done the breaking so I would'nt know.😉 usually along the lines, " You gained weight It's embarresing to be seen with you in public" etc. 😀:evil: I've never been one for BS or unassailable banalities.

 

[lasergecko]

Originally posted by: miniMUNCH
" I see a bright future ahead of me...and you are not in it."

Girl to me in high school some 13-14 years ago when I asked her out. She was a cheerleader and pretty good looking...I was a 2nd string, skinny basketball player. That was a serious hit to my confidence with the ladies. Being 6 foot and 130 lbs isn't the worst situation for a 15-16 teenager but not the best either. Anyway, the story of my put down got around school fast and I had to deal with it for a month or so.

Funny thing is, I saw her about 5 years later at a party and she wanted me bad (she was ready to do me right then and there) because I was damn good looking in college (I gained about 50 lbs of muscle), making good money on the side doing construction, had great grades in chemical engineering (ended up class Valedictorian). I said to her, "What was it you said about a bright future...? [she knew what I was referring to] Look, I'm going to be honest with you...I can get women much better than you any day of week and I happen to be with someone who completely blows you out of the picture so forget about it ".

My life has been full of sweet little revenges like that...where I was put down in HS only to return the favor later.

The look on her face was worth being so mean

FTW!!!

 

[Mrfrog840]

Originally posted by: leftyman

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
"I'm ****** Brian now."

:thumbsup:

:thumbsup:

 

[Xylitol]

You're getting more curves than I like

 

[Cooler]

I just put a 100 yard restraining order on you.

 

[lasergecko]

"I've reevaluated my five year plan and you're no longer part of it. So, you're going to have to be let go"

 

[archcommus]

Wow I've heard a number of lines here!

"It's not you, it's me."
"The feelings just aren't there anymore."
"We don't have anything in common anymore."

 

[BriGy86]

i told a girl "im not sure i want a girl friend anymore right now" (over AIM 😀)

she kept bitching and badgering me about what was wrong and i told her i just didn't want to talk about it, so she kept going and i finally just bluntly told her the truth right then and there

 

[imported_goku]

Originally posted by: randomlinh
"I just don't feel anything between us" and she meant emotionally jackasses.

"I don't have anything to offer you"

BUHAHAHA! I wasn't thinking of your innuendo until you mentioned it! ROFL!!! ROFLMLAOEABODWWSNL&MBTLP!!!!!

 

[Merlyn3D]

Originally posted by: goku

Originally posted by: randomlinh
"I just don't feel anything between us" and she meant emotionally jackasses.

"I don't have anything to offer you"

BUHAHAHA! I wasn't thinking of your innuendo until you mentioned it! ROFL!!! ROFLMLAOEABODWWSNL&MBTLP!!!!!

Bwahahahahahahahaha.......suuuuuuure.....ahem...emotbwahaha....ahem...emotionally..bwahahahaha

 

[bayou]

How about "I didn't mean for it to happen but I met someone else online and i have fireworks with her"
Also "Can't you give me some time to see if I'll be happier with her?" Yeah, right. Told him to get get his stuff off the front lawn.

 

[Atheus]

Originally posted by: bayou
Told him to get get his stuff off the front lawn.

You make him live on the front lawn?! Does he have like a kennel or something? With a chain?...

 

[jadinolf]

Look, your sister is 100 times better than you. That's saying nothing about your mother who is great.

 

[bleeb]

"I'm moving, so I can't pursue this relationship any further."

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: bayou
How about "I didn't mean for it to happen but I met someone else online and i have fireworks with her"
Also "Can't you give me some time to see if I'll be happier with her?" Yeah, right. Told him to get get his stuff off the front lawn.

NO WAY. THe scary thing is, probably about 15% of the people out there are those internet douchebags...ugh

 

[bayou]

No, but that might have been fun. Threw his stuff outside on the front lawn and called him to come & get it. Then had the nerve to tell me his new woman didn't have a garage. Like that's my problem.

 

[bayou]

NO WAY. THe scary thing is, probably about 15% of the people out there are those internet douchebags...ugh

The really scary thing is that I met him online 5 years ago. Could be one of those people, perhaps and was able to hide it from me for a while? Don't know, don't care anymore.

 

[I Saw OJ]

Originally posted by: mugs
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.

Yes! Best line ever!

BTW, what is that from again?


Seth

 

[Alienwho]

Originally posted by: BoberFett
Break up lines? Unless not calling anymore counts, I've never used a break up line.

QFT! My breakup lines include ignoring and not calling anymore. I even warn the girls by telling them straight up that I am NOT their boyfriend, etc. etc. If the girl is not my girlfriend, I have no reason to break up with her right? Just simply stop calling and ignoring their calls. Works like a charm.