The worst break-up lines that you have ever Said, Heard or Used.

[crownjules]

I don't think I could ever love you.

This after a couple weeks of dating. Then the biatch slept with one of my best friends (edit: while completely trashed) and had the nerve to think that she didn't have to apologize or feel bad about anything.

 

[BigPoppa]

Friend of mine (girl):

Girl: Do you see me in your future?
BF: Nope.

Was the most blunt thing i've ever heard. Whats even more sad is she is smoking hot and intelligent.

 

[miniMUNCH]

" I see a bright future ahead of me...and you are not in it."

Girl to me in high school some 13-14 years ago when I asked her out. She was a cheerleader and pretty good looking...I was a 2nd string, skinny basketball player. That was a serious hit to my confidence with the ladies. Being 6 foot and 130 lbs isn't the worst situation for a 15-16 teenager but not the best either. Anyway, the story of my put down got around school fast and I had to deal with it for a month or so.

Funny thing is, I saw her about 5 years later at a party and she wanted me bad (she was ready to do me right then and there) because I was damn good looking in college (I gained about 50 lbs of muscle), making good money on the side doing construction, had great grades in chemical engineering (ended up class Valedictorian). I said to her, "What was it you said about a bright future...? [she knew what I was referring to] Look, I'm going to be honest with you...I can get women much better than you any day of week and I happen to be with someone who completely blows you out of the picture so forget about it ".

My life has been full of sweet little revenges like that...where I was put down in HS only to return the favor later.

The look on her face was worth being so mean

 

[miniMUNCH]

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Friend of mine (girl):

Girl: Do you see me in your future?
BF: Nope.

Was the most blunt thing i've ever heard. Whats even more sad is she is smoking hot and intelligent.

So this girl is your friend? Are you going to try to scoop her away from "Joe Thug"?

 

[MaxDepth]

I never meant to hurt you.

 

[superjohnyo]

A girl broke up with me by telling me she was raped, and that if she got pregnant from it, she didnt want people to think I got her pregnant :Q
But then she was going out with my best friend less than a week later

 

[MartyMcFly3]

"This is all wrong. I don... I don't know what it is but when I kiss you it's like I'm kissing my brother. I guess that doesn't make any sense, does it?"
Me: "Believe me. It makes perfect sense."


In actuality, worst thing I've said during a breakup was "Hope you enjoy your future abortion with some random guy you fvck on the street"
Worst thing i've heard was (different girl): "By the way, while you were gone on your trip, I sorta kinda made out with Gary and uh... I kinda want to break things off with you."

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: superjohnyo
A girl broke up with me by telling me she was raped, and that if she got pregnant from it, she didnt want people to think I got her pregnant :Q
But then she was going out with my best friend less than a week later

At this point, I'd be calling him your ex-best friend. A best friend wouldn't do that to you

 

[Accipiter22]

Originally posted by: oddyager
"I love you like family, not like a husband."

hahahha did she say that with a straight face?!?!

 

[skrilla]

"I need to find myself"

or

"I can't be with anyone right now" meaning "I don't want to be with YOU"

 

[Mayfriday0529]

"I'm sorry, but i love my car."

 

[woowoo]

Look hun, I'm out of 20's
All I have left is $5

 

[illusion88]

"I'd rather date your dog then you"
I swore off women after her. SHE WON!

 

[necro007]

A cold...very cold line to say to anyone.


"I think it's time we start seeing other people......,w..well...what i mean is i think you should start seeing other people cause i have already started".

When my friend told his X that, she looked like she wanted to die but she did have it comming she was seeing 3 other guys on the side.

But you have to agree that its funny. I'm talking about the line.

 

[swtethan]

"lesbian?"

 

[Sentinel]

"You're the type for me to marry, but not the type I want to be with right now..."

fvcking b!tch.

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: BigPoppa
Friend of mine (girl):

Girl: Do you see me in your future?
BF: Nope.

Was the most blunt thing i've ever heard. Whats even more sad is she is smoking hot and intelligent.

Wait a few weeks, then move in for the win.

 

[Fritzo]

I had a friend that told his girlfriend "I just wanted a piece of that, now I'm full." Ugh.

 

[spaceman]

Get out, bitch.

 

[MagicConch]

I don't think I'm what you need right now.

 

[purbeast0]

"I love you, but like a brother/sister."

 

[BoberFett]

Break up lines? Unless not calling anymore counts, I've never used a break up line.

 

[Preyhunter]

Originally posted by: sixone
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."

Ooh, a long-legged freaky girl...awesome.

 

[mugs]

Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You.

 

[Tea Bag]

"I'm not looking for a serious relationship right now" = "I would like a serious relationship right now, but you are <too fat/stupid/ugly/boring> |OR| <a stalker>"