The worst break-up lines that you have ever Said, Heard or Used.

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: Queasy
To me: "You're to big for me down there."

The one funny thing I notice on these boards is how some douche will always try to slip in something (they think people will be impressed with) into a conversation.

"Well when my Ferrari broke down, I had too.."

"Well when I was swinging my massive manhood around, I bumped..."

"My girlfriend who is sooo into lesbo pr0n always does that..." (Yes someone used that one not long ago on this forum)

Give it a rest.

Yeah, almost as funny as conceited pricks who refer to themselves in the 3rd person.

To wit, Text

 

[Queasy]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: sixone
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."

hahahah freudian slip by the dude on the 2nd one?

I guess being eye to eye with a woman was just more than he could take.

Believe it or not, there are actually women who think that way too. They won't date a guy that is near their height. They want to be able to look up at a guy.

 

[Metron]

I handed her a "Notice of Termination of Occupancy Rights" (an Eviction notice). I gave her 10 days to move out, or be evicted by the county sheriff. She moved.

She had run up almost $1,000 in tollway fines while she was driving my car, and then hid the letters from the tollway authority demanding payment. I was so mad that I kicked her to the curb with the eviction notice.

 

[PhaZe]

Im tired of your issues so cancel my subscrption.

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: sixone
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."

hahahah freudian slip by the dude on the 2nd one?

I guess being eye to eye with a woman was just more than he could take.

Believe it or not, there are actually women who think that way too. They won't date a guy that is near their height. They want to be able to look up at a guy.

That's true enough. But wanting to be dominated is not the same as being afraid to be dominated. It's all about security.

 

[BigJ]

Wasn't a bad breakup line. But the breakup was so I could hook-up with her sister.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Yeah, almost as funny as conceited pricks who refer to themselves in the 3rd person.

To wit, Text

Gatsby is not pleased with your attitude.

 

[Lonyo]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: sixone
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."

hahahah freudian slip by the dude on the 2nd one?

I guess being eye to eye with a woman was just more than he could take.

Believe it or not, there are actually women who think that way too. They won't date a guy that is near their height. They want to be able to look up at a guy.

Makes them feel safe.

 

[tRaptor]

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: sixone
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."

hahahah freudian slip by the dude on the 2nd one?

I guess being eye to eye with a woman was just more than he could take.

Believe it or not, there are actually women who think that way too. They won't date a guy that is near their height. They want to be able to look up at a guy.

I think i have this problem. I like shorter women, I'm not very tall myself, but I dont think I could date someone taller than me.

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Queasy

Originally posted by: sixone

Originally posted by: Accipiter22

Originally posted by: sixone
"I can't date a girl younger than my little sister."

"You're too tall, I want a woman I can look down on."

hahahah freudian slip by the dude on the 2nd one?

I guess being eye to eye with a woman was just more than he could take.

Believe it or not, there are actually women who think that way too. They won't date a guy that is near their height. They want to be able to look up at a guy.

That's true enough. But wanting to be dominated is not the same as being afraid to be dominated. It's all about security.

Is afraid of not being dominated the same as being afraid of being dominated, as far as insecurity goes?

In both scenarios, the woman and man both have insecurity issues.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Yeah, almost as funny as conceited pricks who refer to themselves in the 3rd person.

To wit, Text

Gatsby is not pleased with your attitude.

Why would someone who was "born with natural good looks, thick hair, and [is] on the track to financial success" care what us pleebs think? I mean you're "twenty something, well off intellectual, great looking, 6 foot tall with a crown of glimmering dark brown hair, as preppy as they come," right? Stop wasting your time on this forum and save the world!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[blahter]

go fvck yourself cuz i sure as hell am not going to anymore

 

[cKGunslinger]

How about,

"I'm sorry, your mom just gives better head."

😛

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

"Put the knife down"

 

[nick1985]

Your monstrous, throbbing, pulsating meat-stick was just to much for me.

 

[BrokenVisage]

It's not you, it's me!

 

[Tylanner]

I'll be going to middle school next year, a different bus, it just can't work.

 

[Feldenak]

Wasn't used by or to me:

"Get out bitch, I gotta eat my Fruit Loops!"

 

[WT]

To me: "You're to big for me down there."

So work out a bit, watch what you eat ... being overweight in todays society seems to really be becoming an issue in the public eye.

 

[Brutuskend]

Originally posted by: necro007
Hey at some point in your life you must have either SAID, HEARD or USED a brk-up LINE.

So lets here them.

Here's one of the old ones:

"It's not you, it's me"

Any one else dare to add to this list of Pain.

"It's not me, it's YOU!" 🙁

J/K

 

"you just lay down and spread your legs....its just not fun anymore"

3 weeks later i was trying to get back into her pants though

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: nick1985
Your monstrous, throbbing, pulsating meat-stick was just to much for me.

thats what u said to your SO :Q

 

[shimsham]

haha i remember in 6th grade i used a lame ass excuse: this other girl like me, and she said she was gonna kick your ass if i dont dump you.

while true, it was also a convenient cop-out.

 

[ggnl]

I got this one just a few days ago.....shortly after she let me know that she had been planning for quite some time on moving out of state for a "change of pace and scenery" 🙁:|

"I just need a couple years to myself and then I'll be ready to date you again."

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: Feldenak
Wasn't used by or to me:

"Get out bitch, I gotta eat my Fruit Loops!"

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