people shouldn't drink any vodka, it's fucking rancid shit. There's a reason we evolved to hate/avoid ethanol, but then to just make "just as close to ethanol as we want it to be" and think it's worth consuming...wtf.
also seeing "martini" in the same sentence/implication that vodka should be involved is fucking horrifying. Who does that? why?
All we need is Gin and Whiskey/Wiskey. Vote for Zin for president, 2032 (also, no more golf courses anywhere--we're burning all that shit down or simply returning it to nature. fuck golf and vodka. vote for Zin)