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The Terminator vs. The Predator

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SlitheryDee said:
Omg this is getting hilariously homoerotic.

Pretty soon were going to have a solid script for some predator on terminator porn. Which will obviously end in the predator splooging in the terminators eye and then not calling.
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I entered this thread expecting a serious Terminator vs Predator discussion, but I had to adapt when it was established that Terminators are gay. I now believe SkyNet originally sent Terminators back in time to kill John Connor because in the future he refused to make them penises. Thats why they made the T1000 model, to not only have a penis, but make it so that they can stick it up their own butts. Thats why they only sent one back at a time, the rest of them were too busy having sex with themselves, and the reason they eventually lose the war.
 
Childs said:
I entered this thread expecting a serious Terminator vs Predator discussion, but I had to adapt when it was established that Terminators are gay. I now believe SkyNet originally sent Terminators back in time to kill John Connor because in the future he refused to make them penises. Thats why they made the T1000 model, to not only have a penis, but make it so that they can stick it up their own butts. Thats why they only sent one back at a time, the rest of them were too busy having sex with themselves, and the reason they eventually lose the war.
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It's all true

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BladeVenom said:
Nice picture. It perfectly illustrates how the Terminators are too stupid to aim for the heart or head. He stabs her in the shoulder and she gets away, again.
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Nope she didnt get away. and if you saw the movie then you'd know why he stabbed her in the shoulder, but i guess you're to lazy to watch a movie, understand english and comprehend whats going on. he's killed people in the head, eyes, mouth and heart before, but nm you didnt know because you didnt watch the movie otherwise i wouldnt be sitting here schooling you. =))
 
think as a brick Terminator from the future was destroyed by a waitress... Not even the time differential helped the Terminator.
 
A cyborg from 2029 could not kill a waitress from 1984...and the whole reason why skynet sent the Terminator back in time is because Skynet was being trashed by the son of a waitress in 2029.

Ergo the Terminator program is an utter failure.
 
sdifox said:
A cyborg from 2029 could not kill a waitress from 1984...and the whole reason why skynet sent the Terminator back in time is because Skynet was being trashed by the son of a waitress in 2029.

Ergo the Terminator program is an utter failure.
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The waitress and John connor both got owned by THE TERMINATOR🙂

TERMINATOR 3 John states his mother died of Lukemia. The scene where TERMINATOR sticks his finger in her is prolly what caused it. if metal penatrates your body, it can cause serious medical problems.
 
TERMINATOR777 said:
The waitress and John connor both got owned by THE TERMINATOR🙂

TERMINATOR 3 John states his mother died of Lukemia. The scene where TERMINATOR sticks his finger in her is prolly what caused it. if metal penatrates your body, it can cause serious medical problems.
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See, you even agree with me that terminator got pwned by a waitress.
 
remind me again what happens at the end of T1 ?
edit : remind me again what happens at the end of T2 ?

ffs these poor termis never managed to win in a single film 🙁
 
sdifox said:
See, you even agree with me that terminator got pwned by a waitress.
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Are you really that special ed retarded that you cannot read what I said?

let me repeat it again one more time for you retarded boy and school you.

I said " The waitress and John both got owned by THE TERMINATOR " meaning he killed them.

What your mentally handicapped brain thought i said was " TERMINATOR got owned by the waitress " which is false.

There now can you comprehend that special ed boy?
 
TERMINATOR777 said:
Are you really that special ed retarded that you cannot read what I said?

let me repeat it again one more time for you retarded boy and school you.

I said " The waitress and John both got owned by THE TERMINATOR " meaning he killed them.

What your mentally handicapped brain thought i said was " TERMINATOR got owned by the waitress " which is false.

There now can you comprehend that special ed boy?
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lol to be fair, you make stuff up thats against Terminator canon, so nothing is out of bounds. He could have simply read it as "owned" instead of "got owned", cause, well, thats what actually happened. So again, just like in every Terminator movie, you lose, cause you are basing your "schooling" on a false statement!
 
Childs said:
lol to be fair, you make stuff up thats against Terminator canon, so nothing is out of bounds. He could have simply read it as "owned" instead of "got owned", cause, well, thats what actually happened. So again, just like in every Terminator movie, you lose, cause you are basing your "schooling" on a false statement!
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I spelled it " Owned "

Yes i'm a liar when there is clearly nothing to lie about. You also admitted that this kid can't read worth a shit.

No, Everything i say about THE TERMINATOR is true facts. You either make up lies or you just never saw the movie, one of the two.
 
shit, I post the actual video segment showing Terminator being pwed by a waitress and you cry foul.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KeniFoiT-0


Again, an automaton from the future gets pwend by a waitress. And the reason the automaton was sent to the past was because it's mama was being pwed badly by the waitress's son.

Terminator fail.
 
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