The 'tell an outrageously inaccurate fact' thread

[IGBT]

There's such a thing as a moderate liberal....

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: IGBT
There's such a thing as a moderate liberal....

The Politics and News Forum is over there..... --------------->

 

[Spooner]

Dell is a great company.

 

[slackerinabox]

"Honey, I'm sure you'll like it and the bleeding eventually does stop!"

or...

"Who would want to screw your sister and mom at the same time while drinking a colt 45 and listening to country music? Not me!"

 

I didnt have sex last night

 

[ScottyB]

Bush is competent.

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
I didnt have sex with a variety of farm animals last night

Edited for accuracy.

 

[slackerinabox]

I didn't have rough monkey sex with fallen hero yesterday..

 

bastards, all of you...

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: FallenHero
bastards, all of you...

So wait.. Are you saying that we are not bastards? Thanks! I mean.. No thanks!

 

[conjur]

Saturday Night Live is funnier now than it's ever been!

 

[Luagsch]

santa and the grintch are a ghey couple. they're into s&m and swinger-clubs. :Q

 

[ClueLis]

The sky is falling!!! The sky is falling!!!

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Electricity flows from positive to negative

 

[dirtboy]

yllus is cool.

 

[Thegonagle]

A Ford Focus has GREAT resale value!

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

Pauly Shore is more popular than ever!

 

[sharkeeper]

Western Digital makes quiet and reliable hard drives.

-DAK-

 

[skace]

The company is going through rough times now, but it will get better.

Peanut butter is made of cow tongue.

The earth is flat.

1+1=11

Time is really cubic.

 

[Kalvin00]

There are sports better than Nascar

 

[ElFenix]

radio is a diverse mechanism for marketing small-time bands

 

[ElFenix]

the RIAA loves you!

 

[ElFenix]

128 bit musicmatch mp3s sound great!

 

[aphex]

I have a 13" penis.

 

[dionx]

i once defended a small village from thousands of army ants using only a shovel and bucket of water

then i made a paper bomb only using a paper bag and a grenade

i once discovered the meaning of life, forgot to write it down, and while trying to recollect the answer, discovered "pi" by accident