The 'tell an outrageously inaccurate fact' thread

[Lucky]

Harvey works for RJR Reynolds.

 

[neutralizer]

Originally posted by: TwinkleToes77
It's legal to slow down and NOT stop at a stop sign during a snow storm.

u mean in reality i can't?!! :Q

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
The majority of posters on AT have had sex....with a woman...that was consentual....without the aid of drugs or alcohol.

You took mine.

 

[slackerinabox]

Saddam Hussein is buying weapons of mass destruction and must be stopped!

Tax cuts, especially to big business and millionaires, will eventually trickle down to everyone and will eventually lead to more jobs and a stronger economy!

 

[djheater]

I'm in shape.

 

[Ynog]

Stop signs with the white borders are actually stoptionals and can be treated like yeilds signs.

And I came up with putting "@" in email

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: djheater
I'm in shape.

I'm not in shape.

 

[CarlKillerMiller]

I shot hitler.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Saddam Hussein is buying weapons of mass destruction and must be stopped!

Tax cuts, especially to big business and millionaires, will eventually trickle down to everyone and will eventually lead to more jobs and a stronger economy!

freedomsbeat212 is a capitalist

 

[gigapet]

and I almost forgot........


I am not god

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: Chraticn
I shot hitler.

Which one?

 

[ggavinmoss]

I sh!t gold ingots.

-geoff

 

[Encryptic]

Kansas has nice oceanfront property for sale.

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Saddam Hussein is buying weapons of mass destruction and must be stopped!

Tax cuts, especially to big business and millionaires, will eventually trickle down to everyone and will eventually lead to more jobs and a stronger economy!

Democrats are your friends.

 

[TheBoyBlunder]

I can think of three:
1) I'm in perfect shape
2) I have 10 million dollars in the bank
3) You can fertilize your lawn with old motor oil.

 

[thenerdguy]

I killed Kennedy.

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Saddam Hussein is buying weapons of mass destruction and must be stopped!

Tax cuts, especially to big business and millionaires, will eventually trickle down to everyone and will eventually lead to more jobs and a stronger economy!

Just had to get your political jabs in, eh? BTW, it's 'tell an outrageously inaccurate fact'.

 

[GasX]

Elvis is dead

 

[nativesunshine]

I'm a guy.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: nativesunshine
I'm a guy.

A sexy guy.

 

[ElFenix]

elvis lives!

 

[jjones]

I won't cum in your mouth.

 

[Mani]

It's a feature, not a bug.

 

[BeauJangles]

yllus is straight

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: Howard

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
Saddam Hussein is buying weapons of mass destruction and must be stopped!

Tax cuts, especially to big business and millionaires, will eventually trickle down to everyone and will eventually lead to more jobs and a stronger economy!

Just had to get your political jabs in, eh? BTW, it's 'tell an outrageously inaccurate fact'.

And that's what I did.. Be well...